So I went to Downtown Disney with dcompose
last night ... we had dinner inside the Jazz Kitchen where I had Drunken Chicken (which was chicken marinaded in rum with basil mashed potatoes and a couple of onion rings ... OMG it was delish!!!!
Then we went to go see 'Breaking Dawn' ... I actually enjoy the movies, more because I like a good laugh and Taylor Lautner is fucking hot and I can legally lust after him now that he's over 18 LOL
Anyway, after the movie, we took the tram back to the parking structure and the worker at the back of the tram was a RIOT! He started off by telling the guy in our car that he couldn't dance and then proceeded to regale us with corny jokes!
Q: Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she runs away from the ball!
Q: Why did Captain Hook cross the road?
A: To shop at the second hand store!
Q: Why does Tigger bounce around the forest on his tail?
A: He doesn't want to step on Pooh!
Q: What's another reason why Cinderella can't play soccer?
A: Her coach is a pumpkin!
Q: Why can't you fly a plane to Never, Never Land?
A: Because there's a sign that says never, never land!
Then he managed to get all the adults to sing the Mickey Mouse song!! M-I-C, see you real soon, K-E-Y! Why? Because we like you! M-O-U-S-E!!! It was such a blast!!!