This is too good! What fun!

“Lana, what are you doing here?” Lex asked.

“I … I miss you,” Lana said with a shy smile.

“No, I mean how in the hell did you get in. I told security that you were not to be let in,” Lex said, sitting up slightly.

I did the spit-take here--heee!

“But would you be willing to … completely shave your head?”

“You mean with shaving cream and a razor?” Lana asked, a little shocked.

Lionel nodded. “Then all anyone would see would be those beautiful eyes of yours,” he said, kissing her gently.

Lana thought about it for a moment, before nodding slowly.

“Perfect. I love you, Le-Lana,” Lionel said, quickly covering his slip up

OMG!!! This made me holler! This story has it all, perversion and humor!!