51 Christian Friendly Words for Penis ...

dietpunkfics posted this on twitter but I just HAD to share!!!

51 Christian Friendly Words for Penis

    Satan scepter
    God’s pinky finger
    Twiddle rompus
    Twaddle stick
    Flesh sword
    Rod of life
    DNA rifle
    Colorado spitting viper
    Master dangle
    Tadpole torpedo
    Life muscle
    Fleshy Roman spear
    Sin stick
    Johnson’s little fishing buddy
    Love lure
    Dwaddle vein
    Zulu chucking spear (this is for black people)
    Sin snake
    Squirt dart
    Malt-worm
    Puking flesh weasel
    Unmuzzled wagtail
    Beefy apple-Johnny
    Moses’ staff
    Pommel horse
    Fat-kidney bean
    God’s harpoon
    Tickle dangus
    Danish dizzy eye
    Henry’s knob
    Temptation wand
    Mister Thomas
    Roman pike
    Baker’s rolling pin
    Satan’s shovel
    Micheal’s short arm
    Secret lollipop
    Trap-stick
    Demon capped hankle (for non-circumcised males)
    Magic tobacco pipe
    Pan’s flute
    Cupid’s arrow
    Vaginal plug
    Venus ruler
    Oozing whistle
    Meat banana
    Gobble missile
    Tangy tart trombone
    City slicker
    Musky man candy
    Drizzle spout