My Life ... It's Random

Must have been the chicken tamales at 815 last night that did it but ... woah

This adorable asshole was in my dream last night:


And it was just ... weird.  There were plenty of people milling around, lounging around but me and Daniel up there were talking about hair ... his curls, my short hair ... then for some odd reason I had blood on me?  I don't know ... then he helped me into my bra ...

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I HAVE NO IDEA !!!!!!

I have had two weird dreams recently:

1.     I had this strange dream.  I dreamed that they cut back my hours at my job (which would never happen lol) and that I needed a second job.  I spoke with my hot neighbor Dominick and he loaned me a suit and got me an interview at the Salvation Army?  

2.     I went to my friend's house in Sacramento, but ... I could see Half Dome (in Yosemite) from her driveway?  And another friend of mine stopped by (these two friends don't know each other) and she wanted to go to Disneyland, which apparently was also close ... so California shrunk?

Anyone wanna tell me what the fuck these means?  Cuz I’m drawing a blank.

Why, yes the person she is talking about is me ... this girl and I used to be best friends in middle school, kind of friends in high school and then grew apart ... the reason I don't talk to her is because she's CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  And I'm on her friends list because I thought she was going to try to make amends, but she never did ...


Can I also point out that she sent the friend request to me, not the other way around ... So all her 'I don't know why we don't talk but she's on my friend's list' bullshit is because she wanted me there!


She apparently doesn't know me very well anymore ...

OH! And after checking the 'dating site' it clearly shows her profile picture as someone who has visited my profile ...

This one was ... really strange

I dreamt that I went to my old church with my dad - that in itself is odd.  Then I was dipping my fingers in holy water and then punch a code in a keypad ... and then I was told that was wrong.  Me and Dad sat down along the edge of the church to ... watch?  Anyway, I see two people I haven't seen in forever sitting across the church, Jason and Melissa ... Melissa stayed away, but Jason came wandering over to say hi ... he seemed WAY taller than normal and when I mentioned it, he showed me the white stilettos he was wearing over black socks (horrible fashion sense!)

He wandered away and I watched the altar area where some sort of like ... concert was going on?  It started off with some people singing, and people started walking around with large balloons in the shape of fish ... O.O

THEN the old drumline from my high school came out and started playin ... I recognized all the people as former bandmates.  I look over and see Matthew Gray Gubler sitting next to me ... someone else mentioned that his sister was in the show because she wanted to me more famous than her brother ...

Then all the drummers headed out into the crowd, and one of them, Micah who was in band with me, wandered over and told me I was beautiful ... I never really liked Micah in real life so this was odd ...

Then I woke up LOL

So, I did a meme where I list 7 quirks/habits,etc. and one of my quirks was that I can make my top lip touch my nose ... my lexalicious70 wanted to see it, so ...

Not the most attractive thing ever, but ...
( Lip to Nose ... a picture )

I dreamt about Jensen Ackles last night ...

It started off with a theater with the whole sloping floor, but no chairs.  Everyone was lying around with pillows and stuff watching a movie.  I was cuddling with Jensen, rubbing circles on his back under his shirt ... he was really responsive LOL ... then suddenly my BOSS shows up (no idea why)

We then get into my car and drive to Target where we park and Jensen proceeds to install a mini spotlight right above my front windshield (no idea) ... we then go into Target (which is set up like the Kmart I used to work at YEARS ago) ... and I grab a couple of things before introducing Jensen to my dad, but I introduce him as Jake ( O.o ) ... then my cousin is there and sees me with Jensen and apparently one of her friends used to date him, so she tells her friend ... but that apparently doesn't bother me much ...

I don't remember anything else after that ...

Can someone explain this to me?

I had the weirdest dream last night ...

I don't remember much, but I do remember that ... I did something wrong and a punishment?

I was forced to get ... a mullet.

*shakes head*

I have NO IDEA!!!!!!!!

Okay, so I had to share this.

I was looking at a pleading at work (a piece of legal paperwork filed in the court) ... and at the top of it is the normal list of attorneys and they're addresses, bar numbers, etc.

The second attorney on this complaint?  Their name is ... wait for it ...

Dyke.

I KID YOU NOT!!!!!!!

This person's first name is Dyke.

I have no words.  Really.

Okay, so I had a strange dream last night ...

I was in my car and parking in some lot, and I ran into my friend Cori. Together she and I made the long trek to the very, very large mall ...

Once inside, my friend decided to have her bag x-rayed (apparently it was voluntary) ... but it was taking too long and I had someplace to be.  So, I took off through the mall (which was ginormous) ... I was apparently looking for the America's Next Top Model store ... I got there, late, and apologized to Tyra.  She said I was late, but it was fine (apparently I was in the competition ... yeah right) ... she took my stuff and ushered me over to my 'group' so I could get my money for the challenge.  Apparently we were supposed to go through the mall and buy ... something?  I don't remember what.  Anyway, all the girls squeal and head out and I look at the $200 and discover that there's only printing on the front ... it's fake money!  I got Tyra with this information and suddenly I've won the challenge?  *shakes head*  Anyway, I grab my own money and head into the mall ...

Right outside the store, I run into ... Zachary Quinto!!!!!!!!!  I spend the next, like, 20 minutes standing out there talking with him until his buddies   Then I ventured into the mall, trying to find someplace to get food ...

Then I woke up.