My Life ... It's Random

I am a doofus!

I hit myself in the face today ... literally ... as in with my own hand.

I was at work, and went to swat a bug away, and instead smacked myself in the face.

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Doofus, thy name is Becky.

So we were all talking about desserts and stuff at work ... 

And the youngest attorney wanders in and says:  I put sugar on my cake

I heard:  I put sugar on my DICK

To be fair, I was sitting by the typewriter with it on.  But ... O.o  So I had to ask him to clarify because I totally didn't hear what he'd said ... 

I was kind of amusing lol

dietpunkfics posted this on twitter but I just HAD to share!!!

51 Christian Friendly Words for Penis

    Satan scepter
    God’s pinky finger
    Twiddle rompus
    Twaddle stick
    Flesh sword
    Rod of life
    DNA rifle
    Colorado spitting viper
    Master dangle
    Tadpole torpedo
    Life muscle
    Fleshy Roman spear
    Sin stick
    Johnson’s little fishing buddy
    Love lure
    Dwaddle vein
    Zulu chucking spear (this is for black people)
    Sin snake
    Squirt dart
    Malt-worm
    Puking flesh weasel
    Unmuzzled wagtail
    Beefy apple-Johnny
    Moses’ staff
    Pommel horse
    Fat-kidney bean
    God’s harpoon
    Tickle dangus
    Danish dizzy eye
    Henry’s knob
    Temptation wand
    Mister Thomas
    Roman pike
    Baker’s rolling pin
    Satan’s shovel
    Micheal’s short arm
    Secret lollipop
    Trap-stick
    Demon capped hankle (for non-circumcised males)
    Magic tobacco pipe
    Pan’s flute
    Cupid’s arrow
    Vaginal plug
    Venus ruler
    Oozing whistle
    Meat banana
    Gobble missile
    Tangy tart trombone
    City slicker
    Musky man candy
    Drizzle spout

So yesterday was a DAY!  I was doing something the whole day and I didn't get to clock out until about 5:45 ...

But during the day we were handling something for a couple of clients we have in Germany ... who only speak German.  So we have been using a legal translator for documents, and a college professor for sending emails and such.  Well, we got a couple of documents translated and sent them to the college professor to send to the clients with instructions ...

Well, my boss texts me later in the evening last night and asks if the email went out to the college professor because he didn't see it ... I replied to him that yes, the email did go out, and that he replied to the email and asked to be copied on all communications ...

LOL ... my boss can be a bit forgetful sometimes LOL

Someone shared this on FB and I thought it wsa hysterical and wanted to share!!

So I had to stay at work a little late today - I had to look for something, then email someone to get it, then I had to make a copy of something.

Everyone had left except me, Jen (my manager) and Nicole (one of the attorneys) ... that's right, 3 women.

It was 6:20 and I was about to leave, but the doorbell kept ringing and someone kept banging on the doors ... so Nicole told me not to leave yet ... we started closing things down and were going to leave together ... I spent twenty minutes in the office waiting to see if we could leave ... We finally got someone from next door to walk down with us and ...

It turned out it was the assistant of the lawyer who's leasing an office in our building!  He forgot his key and couldn't remember the code to get in!!!!  We all felt SO SILLY!!!

I just had to share this!!!  So funny and it made me laugh so hard!!!

OMG y'all!!  I heard this on the 5 o'clock funnies on KLOS on the way home and had to share it with you!!

This comedian is Tim Minchin and the song is 'Inflatable You' ...

Was watching a season 4 ep of NCIS ... and Pauley Perrette and Michael Weatherly called Mark Harmon/Gibbs the 'Silver Surfer' and the 'Silver Bullet' ...

*giggles*