My Life ... It's Random

So, this is more for me than it is for anyone else ... it's a list of all the bunnies that I want to write

They're all Clex ... ;)

* Season 5 Clex with Lana in Beauty School ... chaos and possible crack
* Pilot episode hurt/comfort
* Clexian rewrite of movie 'Simply Irresistable'  (Clark in SMG's role, Lex in SPF's role)
* Clexian rewrite of 'Grease 2'  (Clark as Michael, Lex as 'Stephanie' [but a guy, obviously])
* Clexian rewrite of 'Footloose'  (Clark as the preacher's son, Lex as the transfer student)
* possible slave!fic?  (just a thought, no real bunny ... yet)
* Hick!College!Clark fic
* Clexian version of 'The GIft of the Magi'
* Gender roles on Krypton affect Clark -- Clex!
* Stuffy British Librarian!Clark who meets Lex in Metropolis
* Futurefic, AU where Clark is married to Lana and running a flower shop - Lex arrives and sweeps Clark off his feet!

Any of my Suits friends still on here?  :D

So, I randomly woke up this morning at 5:15am ... because my internal clock sucks LOL ...and I got a bunny (of course)

Anyone ever see the movie "Defending Your Life" with Albert Brooks and Meryl Streep?  It's about a man who dies, and goes to like ... a way station on his way to Heaven ... where they review his life and decide if he gets to move on or go back and be reborn.  There is an attorney who assists him, but while Albert Brooks' character is there, he meets a woman, played by Meryl Streep and falls in love ... I won't spoil the movie if you haven't seen it ... I highly recommend it

ANYWAY, my Suits bunny is this ... Mike dies (*wibble*) and gets sent to the way station.  Harvey is his attorney helping to make sure he makes it to the next step ... Harvey on Earth was a prosecutor and now in Heaven (or whatever passes as Heaven) he helps defend instead.  So ... Mike and Harvey really hit it off, but Harvey can't get involved with his client, that's a no-no ... and and at the end Mike almost gets sent back but he ends up going forward instead ... and then time passes and Mike comes back to work and become a defender like Harvey and then ... they hook up!  Happily ever after!  :D

So I just finished the one 'Suits' fic I was working on, and posted it to AO3 :D[Poll #1861001]

So I don't think I will ever write this (or I might given my fascination with genderfuck and genderswap), but ...

Late night at the NCIS headquarters ... everyone is gone except for Vance and Gibbs' team (which includes Ducky, Jimmy and Abby) ... and a strange powder/gas is released into air ducts and ... *giggles*  Everyone switches gender.  BUT, they are stuck in their old clothes with their old hairstyles (because I think it would be epically funny to see a girl!Gibbs with that military cut ... or boy!Abby with pigtails ... But girl!Jimmy would look cute with that head of curls :D)

It would probably be a 'ship fic ... or I would have Gibbs and Tony get together during it but ...

Cracky fic, right??????  Shouldn't be written, right??????????

So I have some funny fic bunnies and I thought I would ... put them to paper (so to speak) so that I don't forget them :D

1.  Anyone here ever seen 'My Fair Wedding with David Tutera'?  Yes?  Well ... picture that show with ... Tibbs.  Yes, you read that right.  Tibbs.  I know, right?  It's crack!  I mean ... David Tutera would have his hands full with the two of them.

2.  One of my Twitter friends (you know who you are) made a comment about needing to blast Kings of Leon's song "Sex on Fire" and a conversation came about how Tony would sing it while washing Gibbs' car or mowing the lawn, perhaps wearing one of Gibbs' old USMC shirts and some cut offs ...

3.  One other Twitter friend (again you know who you are) made a comment about how her husband tried to cut his own hair with the clippers and forgot to put a guard on ... and I had a sudden vision of the same thing happening with our boys ...

I need to corral these bunnies ... I don't know if any of them will work for the prompt chart or not ... so these might be put in bunny cages for a while ...

Anyone else here reading the Percy Jackson books?  (besides krissielee I mean :D )

I've just finished Son of Neptune, which is the second book in the Lost Hero series, which follows the original Percy Jackson series ... I lready can't wait for the third book!!!  Although it's not coming out until next year *pouts*

BUT!  I have a sudden urge to write Percy Jackson/Jason Grace slash ... nothing long or drawn out, there's just a little idea in my head ...

This NCIS bunny is stuck in my head now!

Lexi, you KNOW which one I'm talking about ... I can't stop thinking about it!!!!!!!

I just wrote Puck/Sam pr0n ... someone wanna give it a read for me before I post it?

It's really thrown together and fast and hard, but ...

Anyone?






Bueller?

So remember when I talked about that boy?  Chris Summers from that episode of 'Criminal Minds'?  Here's a picture just to refresh your memory :D



Anyway, I wrote a bit about him ... I felt like there could be more to him.  So here it is ... I call it "Summer"

 

( Summer )

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See this boy here?  He was in an episode of Criminal Minds tonight (a repeat on Ion)

The character's name?  Christopher Summers ... his character is being forced to strangle himself by his father (who I decided is his adoptive father) because the father has Munchausen by proxy ... so he goes to the hospital for a while and then some therapy and then he gets a foster home ...  lexalicious70 and I decided that Christopher Summers was adopted and his father is ... Buffy's dad!  That's right!  Christopher Summers is the first transgender Slayer!!!!

He goes to Sunnydale (if it's AU) or London (if we're sticking sort of to cannon) where he gets training.  Giles is ... flummoxed.  Xander is the older brother.  WIllow is ... babbling Willow.  Spike is flirtatious as hell!!!!!

When Christopher is all trained, he gets sent to ... Sunnydale Smallville to help with the ... unusual people there.

Then he gets kidnapped by vamps (kryptonite vamps) ... as do Lex and Clark ... then Spike shows up and he and Christopher save the day and ... nasty, naughty things happen with all four of them!!!!

Crack, right?