My Life ... It's Random

Title: Sway
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Genre: Established Relationship
Summary: After six months of back to back cases, the boys finally have some time off.  Gibbs notices that Tony's grooming habits have been a bit lax, so he takes care of it ... then they both get a reward :D :D :D 
Disclaimer: I don’t own the characters of NCIS ...
A/N: This is slightly cracky ... Tony's hair would never look like it does in this fic :D

( Sway )

See this boy here?  He was in an episode of Criminal Minds tonight (a repeat on Ion)

The character's name?  Christopher Summers ... his character is being forced to strangle himself by his father (who I decided is his adoptive father) because the father has Munchausen by proxy ... so he goes to the hospital for a while and then some therapy and then he gets a foster home ...  lexalicious70 and I decided that Christopher Summers was adopted and his father is ... Buffy's dad!  That's right!  Christopher Summers is the first transgender Slayer!!!!

He goes to Sunnydale (if it's AU) or London (if we're sticking sort of to cannon) where he gets training.  Giles is ... flummoxed.  Xander is the older brother.  WIllow is ... babbling Willow.  Spike is flirtatious as hell!!!!!

When Christopher is all trained, he gets sent to ... Sunnydale Smallville to help with the ... unusual people there.

Then he gets kidnapped by vamps (kryptonite vamps) ... as do Lex and Clark ... then Spike shows up and he and Christopher save the day and ... nasty, naughty things happen with all four of them!!!!

Crack, right?

Title: Truth or Dare
Author: cinderella81and lexalicious70
Rating: R
Characters: Clex, Jonathan, Martha
Disclaimer: Not Mine!  I just like to play!
Summary:  A missing scene from 'Prodigal' ... Lex, Clark, a bottle of wine, a game of Truth or Dare, and some sexy and surprising truths
Warnings: Crack ahoy!!!!!!!
 

Title: Cracky Clex Fairytale
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Clark/Lex
Disclaimer: Not Mine!  I just like to play!
Summary:  Clark gets a fairytale assignment in school, goes to Lex's and ... weirdness happens *wink*
Warnings: Um ... Crack?

Just to let you know, I thank/blame hilsfor this! *wink*

[Poll #1090353]

Title: Cracked Out Cure Coda
Rating: R
Pairing: Clex, with mention of Lana and someone else ... have to read to find out *g* 
Disclaimer: Not Mine!  I just like to play!
Summary: Clark finds out about Lana's lying and runs to ... Lex
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Crack ... just crack ... 

Title: What A Girl Wants
Rating: PG?
Pairing: Clex
Disclaimer: Not Mine!  I just like to play!  (I also don't own Christina or her song)
Summary: A really hot summer day, and Lex goes to see Clark and finds a surprise
Spoilers: None

Shannon and I did it again!!  More crack!!!

Title: Clark Hates Costumes
Authors:arianstarrand cinderella81
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: around 2,735
Summary: Clark only wears a costume for one person, and it's definitely not Chloe.

"Chloe, I am NOT wearing that."

Okay, so I was inspired by this picture I found on

ferdalump's lj ... here is the result!

Title: Bruce and Clark Beauty Salon
Author:cinderella81
Pairing:  Clex, past Clark/Bruce
Rating: G
Disclaimer:  Not mine, I just like to play!
Warnings: Crack and Schmoop ahead!!
Summary: Inspired by the pic ... Clark and Lex reconnect at a salon

 

Title: Product
Author:

cinderella81
Pairing:  Clex
Rating: G
Disclaimer:  Not mine, I just like to play!
Summary: Another edition to what I lovingly call the Braided!Verse ... See how Lana regresses and her and Clark's first babysitting adventure!