Fic: Cracked Out Cure Coda

[sinderella81]

Title: Cracked Out Cure Coda
Rating: R
Pairing: Clex, with mention of Lana and someone else ... have to read to find out *g* 
Disclaimer: Not Mine!  I just like to play!
Summary: Clark finds out about Lana's lying and runs to ... Lex
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Crack ... just crack ... 

“How long have you been lying to me?” Clark said. He was standing in the kitchen, facing Lana.

 

“Lying? I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Lana said, twirling a piece of hair and batting her eyes.

 

“Cut the bullshit Lana. There was no divorce settlement; I’ve looked,” Clark said, anger in his eyes.

 

Lana lowered her eyes. “I … I did it for us,” she said softly.

 

“Is that why you faked your death and ran to China? Were you ever going to come back? Or was Lex just lucky to find you?” Clark asked, clearly angry. "After all those years of lecturing me about my lies I find out that you're no better than I am. In fact you're worse. Your lies got Lex thrown in prison!"

 

Lana stood there staring at Clark. “I .. I … “ she couldn’t finish her sentence, knowing she was caught in her own selfishness.

 

“Get out,” Clark said.

 

“Bu-but,” Lana said, shocked.

 

“Was that sentence too long for you to understand? Out!” Clark yelled. Lana whimpered a little and stormed out of the house, leaving Clark to collapse onto one of the stools at the island. After a few minutes of sulking and feeling sorry for himself, he stood up and sped out of the house, headed for Lex’s mansion.

 

                                                *           *           *                      

 

Lex was sitting at his desk, looking over the latest numbers when Clark came storming in.

 

“Clark, what did I do now to deserve this visit?” he asked with a sneer.

 

“You were right,” Clark whispered, staring at Lex.

 

“I was right about what?” Lex asked, tapping a couple of keys and closing the lid of his laptop.

 

“Lana’s been … lying to me,” Clark said. “You were right about her.”

 

Lex sighed and stood up, making his way around his desk. “I’m sorry,” he said.

 

“Don’t be,” Clark said, stepping closer. “She’s gone. And hopefully I will never see her again.  She’s been playing us against each other for who knows how long. I can remember a time when all I wanted was to come over here, play a game of pool and watch you bend over that damn pool table.” Clark immediately blushed bright red when he realized he’d said the last sentence out loud.

 

Lex cleared his throat and gave Clark a small smile. “Bend over the pool table, huh?” he said with a chuckle. He reached a hand out to cup Clark’s cheek. “So long,” he whispered.

 

“Wait,” Clark said.

 

“Why?” Lex replied. “We know that Lana’s been playing us against each other … I want you … “

 

“There are things,” Clark said. 

 

“I know,” Lex said. “You’re meteor infected.”

 

Clark shook his head. “It’s so much more than that … the meteors are my fault,” he whispered.

 

Lex was confused. “Your fault?” he said. “How can they be your fault?”

 

“I came down with them … in my spaceship,” Clark whispered, locking eyes with Lex.

 

“Came down? Shit,” Lex said. 

 

“I don’t want anymore secrets between us,” Clark said. “I’m an alien, from a planet called Krypton. Kara really is my cousin … she’s been in hibernation since she landed here. I have powers … I can show them to you .. “

 

Lex closed the distance between them and pressed a kiss to Clark’s lips. He wrapped his arms around Clark’s broad frame, letting his hands rest on the swell of Clark’s ass. Clark moaned, his lips parting, allowing Lex’s tongue access. Clark wrapped his arms around Lex, pulling him close. When Lex finally broke the kiss, they were both panting softly. 

 

“I want … “ Clark whispered.

 

“Anything,” Lex murmured, his hands cupping Clark’s ass.

 

“You,” Clark said shyly.

 

“Have you ever …?” Lex asked, divesting Clark of his jacket and dropping it on the floor. 

 

Clark shook his head, taking Lex’s jacket off and dropping it on his. “Not sex … Some kissing, heavy petting,” he murmured, kissing and nipping at Lex’s neck.

 

“Who?” Lex asked, trying to get Clark’s shirt off.

 

“Oliver,” Clark said as he unbuttoned Lex’s shirt.

 

“Queen?” Lex said, stopping momentarily.

 

Clark nodded, taking Lex’s shirt off and dropping it on the floor. He lifted his arms and let Lex take his shirt off. 

 

“It was just after he broke it off with Lois … he was lonely and I was there … it didn’t mean anything to me, I promise,” Clark said, staring at Lex.

 

Lex looked in Clark’s eyes and saw the honesty, the truth in the emerald depths and smiled. “I believe you,” he murmured. He maneuvered Clark back and gave him a slight push, causing Clark to fall back onto the couch. Lex quickly removed his socks and shoes before doing the same to Clark. “I want to see you.”

 

Clark gave Lex a shy smile and shimmied out of his jeans and boxers. “I want to see you too,” Clark murmured.

 

Lex gave him a smile and slid out of his pants, showing Clark that he wasn’t wearing underwear. He climbed onto the couch, straddling Clark’s hips. “God, do you know how beautiful you are?” Lex whispered.

 

Clark blushed a little, staring up at Lex. “You’re exquisite,” he said, touching Lex’s bare chest. 

 

Lex groaned softly, leaned down and pressed his lips to Clark’s, his hands going to Clark’s ass and giving it a squeeze. Clark moaned loudly, and he grabbed at Lex’s ass. 

 

“More,” Clark whimpered.

 

“As you wish,” Lex said. He grabbed a bottle of lube from under the couch and thoroughly lubed his fingers before sliding one inside Clark.

 

“Oh my God,” Clark cried, arching off the couch.

 

“Shhh,” Lex whispered. “There’s so much more.” He added another finger, then another. When he had four fingers inside Clark, he began to stretch and tease, smiling when Clark whimpered and wiggled on the couch.

 

“Need you,” Clark said, gripping at Lex’s hips. 

 

Lex didn’t need to be told again. He quickly slicked himself up and removed his fingers, sliding his hard cock inside Clark, groaning loudly.  Clark moaned, his hands pulling Lex closer. 

 

“So tight, so good,” Lex whispered.

 

“Need … move … “ Clark panted.

 

Lex eagerly complied, and began to thrust, slow at first. He reached a hand down and wrapped it around Clark’s cock, stroking him in time with his thrusts. It didn’t take long and soon both of them were coming, loudly. Lex slid out of Clark, but continued to lay on top of him.

 

“So, no more secrets?” Clark said.

 

“No more secrets,” Lex replied. “Anything you want to know, just ask.” 

 

Clark nodded. “We have time,” he whispered with a soft smile. “I think I need to get cleaned up.”

 

Lex chuckled and slid off his lover. “Down the hall, first door on your left. Bring a bottle of water from the bar when you come back, okay?” Lex asked with a smile.

 

Clark grabbed his boxers and jeans and made his way to the bathroom, winking over his shoulder. 

 

Lex smiled, used his shirt to clean up, and slid his pants back on before sitting on the couch.

 

                                                *           *           *          

 

Lana didn’t know how long she had been walking. She had left Clark’s house and just started walking, no real destination in mind. When her head finally cleared a bit, she headed towards Lex’s mansion.

 

She found the front door unlocked, so she went in and made her way through the house, trying to find Lex. She stepped into Lex’s study and saw Lex sprawled out on the couch, shirtless and barefoot.

 

“Lana, what are you doing here?” Lex asked.

 

“I … I miss you,” Lana said with a shy smile.

 

“No, I mean how in the hell did you get in. I told security that you were not to be let in,” Lex said, sitting up slightly.

 

Lana looked shocked. “I thought you loved me?” she said.

 

“I thought I did too … until you faked your own death, and framed me for it. Oh yes, and until you played Clark and I against each other,” Lex said coldly. 

 

“Lex, honey, here’s that bottle of water you wanted,” Clark said, wandering into the room shirtless, barefoot with his jeans unbuttoned. He handed Lex the bottle of water and turned to Lana. “Oh hello, Lana.”

 

Lana stared at the picture in front of her. Clark standing there, barefoot, bare-chested and Lex smiling softly at him.

 

“I thought you two hated each other,” Lana said, confused.

 

“We only hated each other because you were playing us against each other, twisting our words,” Clark said angrily. 

 

“Clark and I have no secrets anymore,” Lex said. “Whereas you have been keeping secrets left and right.”

 

“But we’ve … “ Lana said.

 

“I was thinking about Clark every time I was with you,” Lex said coldly.   He stood and gave Clark a gentle kiss.

 

Lana screeched and raced to leave, angry at how everything had fallen apart. She turned too quickly, tripped over her own feet and fell, her head smacking the coffee table on the way down. Lex leaned down and checked her pulse.

 

“Well, she’s not dead,” Lex said, staring down at the unconscious woman on the floor.

 

Clark sighed and stared down at the woman he thought he loved, who had betrayed him, yet had somehow managed to get him and Lex together. “She did bring us together.”

 

“True,” Lex said. “But the way in which it was accomplished was reprehensible.”

 

Clark stared at Lex with a mischievous glint in his eyes. “Feel up to a little revenge?” he said.

 

“What do you have in mind?” Lex asked.

 

Clark grinned, leaned over and whispered in Lex’s ear. Lex started to grin, then chuckle.

 

“It’s perfect,” Lex said. 

 

                                                *           *           *                      

 

Lana groaned and tried to move, but found her arms and legs bound together. She tried to remember what happened, but it was all fuzzy. She could remember finding Clark and Lex together but after that …

 

She opened her eyes and found herself in a hallway, outside an apartment, facing the door. She heard the lock and saw the door open.

 

“Lana, what in the world?” Lionel Luthor stood above her, staring at her in shock.

 

“I don’t know … “ Lana said. “The last thing I remember I was at the mansion, after that … “

 

Lionel picked her up and carried her into the apartment, setting her on the couch and undoing her bonds. “You don’t remember anything?” he asked, still staring at her.

 

“No … “ Lana said, reaching up to tuck a piece of hair behind her ear, but she found nothing there. “What?” She put both hands to her head and found only stubble. “Oh my God.”

 

“Lana, it’s okay,” Lionel said, taking in her appearance. She was dressed in a baggy suit with a buzzed head. “I think you look … attractive.”

 

“Really?” Lana whispered, letting her hands drop to the couch and staring at Lionel.

 

“It brings out your eyes,” Lionel whispered.

 

Lana gave him a tentative smile, blushing slightly.

 

                                                *           *           *                      

 

Hours later, Lionel and Lana lay in bed, Lionel gently stroking Lana’s buzzed head. 

 

“I can’t believe you like me like this,” Lana said softly, relaxing against Lionel dreamily.

 

“I told you, it brings out your eyes,” Lionel said. “But would you be willing to … completely shave your head?”

 

“You mean with shaving cream and a razor?” Lana asked, a little shocked.

 

Lionel nodded. “Then all anyone would see would be those beautiful eyes of yours,” he said, kissing her gently.

 

Lana thought about it for a moment, before nodding slowly.

 

“Perfect. I love you, Le-Lana,” Lionel said, quickly covering his slip up. Lana was none the wiser, half asleep already.

 

                                                *           *           *                      

 

“I can’t believe we actually did that,” Clark said, cuddling next to Lex in Lex’s bed.

 

“It’s perfect. She’s always been a substitute for someone,” Lex said. “Now she can be a substitute for me.” He laughed a little when Clark shuddered. He pressed a soft kiss to Clark’s cheek.

 

“It’s just gross,” Clark said. “Your father?”

 

“Has issues,” Lex said. “And I would prefer to not talk about them when I am basking in the afterglow of mind blowing sex with my lover.”

 

“Mind blowing, huh?” Clark said with a sleepy grin.

 

“Oh yeah,” Lex said, kissing Clark’s forehead. “Now let’s sleep. You’re alien stamina has worn me out.”

 

Clark chuckled a little, and snuggled down next to Lex, tucking his head under Lex’s chin. “Stuff of legends, right?” he asked as he drifted to sleep.

 

“Stuff of legends,” Lex repeated, watching Clark until he was fast asleep. He pressed a soft kiss to Clark’s cheek before following him into sleep.