A Random Bunny from me and Lexi ...

[sinderella81]

See this boy here?  He was in an episode of Criminal Minds tonight (a repeat on Ion)

The character's name?  Christopher Summers ... his character is being forced to strangle himself by his father (who I decided is his adoptive father) because the father has Munchausen by proxy ... so he goes to the hospital for a while and then some therapy and then he gets a foster home ...  lexalicious70 and I decided that Christopher Summers was adopted and his father is ... Buffy's dad!  That's right!  Christopher Summers is the first transgender Slayer!!!!

He goes to Sunnydale (if it's AU) or London (if we're sticking sort of to cannon) where he gets training.  Giles is ... flummoxed.  Xander is the older brother.  WIllow is ... babbling Willow.  Spike is flirtatious as hell!!!!!

When Christopher is all trained, he gets sent to ... Sunnydale Smallville to help with the ... unusual people there.

Then he gets kidnapped by vamps (kryptonite vamps) ... as do Lex and Clark ... then Spike shows up and he and Christopher save the day and ... nasty, naughty things happen with all four of them!!!!

Crack, right?

Comments

[justforspite.livejournal.com]

pop scott summers in there and you'll hit the trifecta [quad-fecta if the cm angle counts as more than backstory] :D

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

LOL too true!!!!!!

Didn't even think of him LOL

[anothersuperboy.livejournal.com]

Heh. I could get behind that idea *wiggles eyebrows*

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

I know, right? The end would be ... full of naked skin and moans and ... *coughs* ... yeah *g*

[there-was-a-boy.livejournal.com]

lol I always wanted there to be a boy slayer :)

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

I think a boy slayer would be awesome!!!!!

You'd rock as a slayer *nods* :D

[there-was-a-boy.livejournal.com]

Hehe, I think so too! ;) I think it should definitely be someone who's not all muscly and who you wouldn't think would typically be a demon hunter, much like Buffy.

Where's Joss Whedon when ya need him?

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

I know right? The Buffy reboot everyone keeps talking about? Would be so awesome if Joss took the reins and made it with a boy Slayer!

[there-was-a-boy.livejournal.com]

I think the Buffy reboot is definitely taking the wrong direction. There are sooo many slayers in the past, present and future that it would be so easy to just pick another one to focus on. They could do a whole series, like the books Tales of the Slayers. Doing Buffy before Sunnydale is dumb - no Willow, Angel, etc. I just don't see the point.