Overheard at work ...

So we were all talking about desserts and stuff at work ... 

And the youngest attorney wanders in and says:  I put sugar on my cake

I heard:  I put sugar on my DICK

To be fair, I was sitting by the typewriter with it on.  But ... O.o  So I had to ask him to clarify because I totally didn't hear what he'd said ... 

I was kind of amusing lol