Smallville ... Infamous
Mar. 12th, 2009 09:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
All right ... brand new ep after a few weeks off ... how do we think it's going to go?
Linda Lake ... red/blue blur ... Brainiac!Chloe ... Doomsday ... The almost kiss ...
Rain ... Wet!Lois ... Nice to be back indeed! OH WET CLARK!!!!! Wet!Clark is yummy ... he is saving the world ... so distracted by wet!Clark ... Linda Lake ... She's watching him ... yuck ... circling the drain of obscurity ... two years, really?? Wow, his voice is so deep ... kitten ... Yeah, pretty crazy ... writing his life story, huh? Little orphan alien? Now ... how does the story not get wet?
Opening Credits
Commercials
Chloe ... And Clark ... yuck on Linda Lake ... H2O has gone to her head *snort* ... Going public? Are you nuts?!?!?! It is huge ... the world is out of focus? Yeah, I agree ... Yes, there is always a way to stop her! Yeah, people resist change ... Be himself?
Davis? Out for a few weeks is right ... Anti psychotics used for multiple personalities ... they're for him!!!
Aww, Clark!!! Deep breath ... and go! OMG is she ignoring him? Write his story ... lonely seeking lonely classifieds? Protecting people ... And ... he's so sincere and she just laughs! Him sneezing did that! Liquid lunch ... And ... up she goes!!! LOL ... Easy as pie for him .. And safe in his arms *giggle* ... Yeah, stop calling him Smallville, cuz he ain't!
Commercials
Lock the door ... Never a good thing *g* ... Peter Pan syndrome ... *snort* ... Hero, yes ... Not the first one she's told ... Someone's had a busy morning *g* ... What guns you got in your arsenal? Blast fire out of his eyes *giggle* ... See through things *gigglesnort* ... Yeah Lois, how did you not notice ... Have I been high this entire time? *snort* ... Awww, yay Lois! Meteor infected hero ...
Clark Kent, Alien from Krypton! Awww ... he got an autograph request ... He's dressed like Clark ... cellphone pictures, girls falling over him, cheering ... I'll fall for you any day, Clark ... the price of fame ...
Awww, poor Jimmy got turned away ... married to the alien's best friend ... Davis being all ... weird ... She doesn't remember being taken by Davis? Long, rambling, awkward apology, yeah ... no friendship ... dangerous, yes ... Kryptonian's best friend, yep! And something clicks ...
Linda Lake ... make it readable? Stopped throwing gossip grenades? Magic words ... The Alien ... Forced leave for Martha? Surrounding the farm? Penthouse office by Tess Mercer? And see ... here's the backlash ... the problem of everyone knowing who you are ... WTF?? What is Linda Lake doing? Alien invasion? Right, detailed investigation ... omg ... she's insanse ... Lex, I knew it ... What? She did just turn him into a public enemy ... Not running? Running is probably a good idea ... Yeah, be careful ...
Commercials
He's trying to straighten things out ... Aiding and abetting an enemy of the state? Tests? No tests ... Um ... guns don't work on him ... Chloe, run! Without remorse? No goodbye! Latent poweer to turn back time? The Legion?? Use the ring? That's a good idea! Clark did not murder Lex ... And look who's there? Linda! Boyfriend *giggle* ... I agree, people love to tear down heroes ... Matters of national security ... And there went Clark saving the day again!! He's right ... the world isn't ready ... Yeah, she's been down the hero road with Oliver ... different? Nope, he won't be spilling the beans ... Poor Lois ... Who put the Kryptonite there?!?! Linda ... BITCH!
Commercials
Isis ... and she's on a shredding mission!!! Davis ... The Beast ... ooooooo ... Destiny to kill the other Kryptonian? Yes, Davis is Doomsday!!!! He's drawn to Clark *snort* ... Chloe, run! Okay, bad shaking of the car ... Lois is out! She's gonna kill Clark ... They did turn very fast ... Know her? Yeah right! Kick her ass!!!! Move the damn stone!! Good, got the ring ... And off he goes!
Not going to run his story ... All the murders she committed? Ohhh ... power cord ... Did he just kill her?? Um ... WHAT?! Is that how it was supposed to happen? I mean, I know she's a meteor freak and crazy, but ... hmmm ...
Commercials
More rain ... or back to the rain ... and Wet!Clark!!!! Not face it? Complicated onversation is right ... Awww, coffee date!!! See you then, or not, or whatever ... Complete invasion of privacy is right ... Can have your cape and wear it too ... *giggle* ... Red and Blue!! Yes, dual identity!!! Oh bull pucky! Destroyed the Legion ring? Probably a good idea ... it does come at a price ... Yeah, what did change?
Davis again ... wait ... she didn't know him last time ... Puddling around ... Linda? Not dead? Dirty little secret ... Hmmm ... what does SHE know? HOW does she know? Release the Beast? Uh-oh ... Linda, you suck!!! And ... she's gone!!!!! Davis, you just killed someone ... and threw away the pills ...
Lois at the cafe ... come on Clark, don't let her down! There he is ... go on, dammit! Clark, you suck! And not in a good way ... You're right there and ... *eye roll* Aww, and she lied right back ... (I know, I know, I'm a Clexer, but ... they're just so cute) ...
Previews ... NICE!!!!
Linda Lake ... red/blue blur ... Brainiac!Chloe ... Doomsday ... The almost kiss ...
Rain ... Wet!Lois ... Nice to be back indeed! OH WET CLARK!!!!! Wet!Clark is yummy ... he is saving the world ... so distracted by wet!Clark ... Linda Lake ... She's watching him ... yuck ... circling the drain of obscurity ... two years, really?? Wow, his voice is so deep ... kitten ... Yeah, pretty crazy ... writing his life story, huh? Little orphan alien? Now ... how does the story not get wet?
Opening Credits
Commercials
Chloe ... And Clark ... yuck on Linda Lake ... H2O has gone to her head *snort* ... Going public? Are you nuts?!?!?! It is huge ... the world is out of focus? Yeah, I agree ... Yes, there is always a way to stop her! Yeah, people resist change ... Be himself?
Davis? Out for a few weeks is right ... Anti psychotics used for multiple personalities ... they're for him!!!
Aww, Clark!!! Deep breath ... and go! OMG is she ignoring him? Write his story ... lonely seeking lonely classifieds? Protecting people ... And ... he's so sincere and she just laughs! Him sneezing did that! Liquid lunch ... And ... up she goes!!! LOL ... Easy as pie for him .. And safe in his arms *giggle* ... Yeah, stop calling him Smallville, cuz he ain't!
Commercials
Lock the door ... Never a good thing *g* ... Peter Pan syndrome ... *snort* ... Hero, yes ... Not the first one she's told ... Someone's had a busy morning *g* ... What guns you got in your arsenal? Blast fire out of his eyes *giggle* ... See through things *gigglesnort* ... Yeah Lois, how did you not notice ... Have I been high this entire time? *snort* ... Awww, yay Lois! Meteor infected hero ...
Clark Kent, Alien from Krypton! Awww ... he got an autograph request ... He's dressed like Clark ... cellphone pictures, girls falling over him, cheering ... I'll fall for you any day, Clark ... the price of fame ...
Awww, poor Jimmy got turned away ... married to the alien's best friend ... Davis being all ... weird ... She doesn't remember being taken by Davis? Long, rambling, awkward apology, yeah ... no friendship ... dangerous, yes ... Kryptonian's best friend, yep! And something clicks ...
Linda Lake ... make it readable? Stopped throwing gossip grenades? Magic words ... The Alien ... Forced leave for Martha? Surrounding the farm? Penthouse office by Tess Mercer? And see ... here's the backlash ... the problem of everyone knowing who you are ... WTF?? What is Linda Lake doing? Alien invasion? Right, detailed investigation ... omg ... she's insanse ... Lex, I knew it ... What? She did just turn him into a public enemy ... Not running? Running is probably a good idea ... Yeah, be careful ...
Commercials
He's trying to straighten things out ... Aiding and abetting an enemy of the state? Tests? No tests ... Um ... guns don't work on him ... Chloe, run! Without remorse? No goodbye! Latent poweer to turn back time? The Legion?? Use the ring? That's a good idea! Clark did not murder Lex ... And look who's there? Linda! Boyfriend *giggle* ... I agree, people love to tear down heroes ... Matters of national security ... And there went Clark saving the day again!! He's right ... the world isn't ready ... Yeah, she's been down the hero road with Oliver ... different? Nope, he won't be spilling the beans ... Poor Lois ... Who put the Kryptonite there?!?! Linda ... BITCH!
Commercials
Isis ... and she's on a shredding mission!!! Davis ... The Beast ... ooooooo ... Destiny to kill the other Kryptonian? Yes, Davis is Doomsday!!!! He's drawn to Clark *snort* ... Chloe, run! Okay, bad shaking of the car ... Lois is out! She's gonna kill Clark ... They did turn very fast ... Know her? Yeah right! Kick her ass!!!! Move the damn stone!! Good, got the ring ... And off he goes!
Not going to run his story ... All the murders she committed? Ohhh ... power cord ... Did he just kill her?? Um ... WHAT?! Is that how it was supposed to happen? I mean, I know she's a meteor freak and crazy, but ... hmmm ...
Commercials
More rain ... or back to the rain ... and Wet!Clark!!!! Not face it? Complicated onversation is right ... Awww, coffee date!!! See you then, or not, or whatever ... Complete invasion of privacy is right ... Can have your cape and wear it too ... *giggle* ... Red and Blue!! Yes, dual identity!!! Oh bull pucky! Destroyed the Legion ring? Probably a good idea ... it does come at a price ... Yeah, what did change?
Davis again ... wait ... she didn't know him last time ... Puddling around ... Linda? Not dead? Dirty little secret ... Hmmm ... what does SHE know? HOW does she know? Release the Beast? Uh-oh ... Linda, you suck!!! And ... she's gone!!!!! Davis, you just killed someone ... and threw away the pills ...
Lois at the cafe ... come on Clark, don't let her down! There he is ... go on, dammit! Clark, you suck! And not in a good way ... You're right there and ... *eye roll* Aww, and she lied right back ... (I know, I know, I'm a Clexer, but ... they're just so cute) ...
Previews ... NICE!!!!