Smallville ... Power
Jan. 29th, 2009 09:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sinderella81All right, I'm sick and icky and have not heard good things about this ep, but here we go anyway ...
Yeah ... Lana went bye-bye and then came back ... ugh ... Yes, the world needs you Clark!!!
Water ... Who's that? What are they attempting? All set for what? Transdermal eviseration? That does not sound good ... fire on water ... Lana? Is she gonna die? *hopes*
Opening Credits
Commercials
The Farm!! I love the farm!! Chloe!! Why is Clark rewatching the dvd? Let her go!!!! Yes, she left ... who cares why but she left! Why didn't she stay gone? Kinda kissed? Yes, it was a mistake! A huge mistake!! *snort* Suffocating feelings that want to come up for air ... he grew up (at least a little) ... why is Chloe defending her? Probably at Chloe's apartment? I think not.
And there's Clark to see her ... and instead sees a disaster zone ... and Tess? Breaking and entering was one of her hobbies ... Yes, Lana is sticking her nose where it doesn't belong. The bear may be hibernating? She's concerned for Lana? No, Lana keeps her secrets ...
*flashback* Ah, bad people are videotaping her ... she's totally wearing a wig ... stay safe? Ah, and there's Tess.*end flashback* Their relationship IS dysfunctional!! *flashback again* Protected? Of course Lex has been watching you ... help her, really? Not throw up ... WTF? She shot someone?! And off she went ... what's she doing? Ooooh ... disguising herself? (or at least attempting to) ... Now that's her real hair ... no wig there!
Commercials
What, Clark's going to try to find them and stop them? Both dead? No ties to his past, huh ... Xray vision!! What is that? Tess knows what it is ... Carter what?
The mansion!!! Love the mansion! Clark confronting the Carter person ... Hmmm ... not Carther whatshisname then ... Clark's hair looks pretty ... He gave Lana the medallion? *more flashback* Retired teacher? Trained Green Berets and Navy Seals? She wants to be invincible? All for girl power *snort* ... Helping the world? Now off to the training ... walk in the park? When did this turn into the Lana episode?) Help her get over the one thing holding her back? Scorching herself? No fear, no pain? She can't do it? Someone ...trying to be someone she's not ... Training him to be Lana Lang ... rise from the ashes? W.T.F.???? Now what? Power? She wants power? When she was possessed by Isobel ... ugh ... *shakes head* ... No happy ending for Lana, please!!!!!! (seriously ... the SV PTB lurve her!) ...
Full of hope? Stamp of positivity? Huh? Chance at redemption? Double huh? Playing both sides, huh? Blonde woman .. Chloe!
Barely alive? Nanites? She looks horrible ... Prometheus layer? What the hell?
Commercials
Metropolis ... Tess ... Still looking? Ouch, Tess ... Rather shovel cattle dung? Not a choice? Take it by force, huh?
Frozen!Lana? Quarantined? Damn, she's not all disfigured.
No more super scares *giggle* ... And everyone respects Lana *eye roll* ... He thinks Lana can't take care of herself? *eye roll* ... On a mission? *flashback again* Long lost Lana Lang? ugh ... carrying on the torch ... No Clark, of course ... Proud of him *groans* ... Yeah, put it behind you and move on - like away from SV ... Chloe, it's not your fault so don't blame yourself ... Yes, planning revenge on Lex ...
He's dead of course ... And who's gonna shoot her? That guy of course ... Yeah, he was using her as eyes and ears ... he got caught on tape? Highlights? What highlights? Fight! Ouch, that had to hurt ... I think she killed him ... she just keeps kicking ... Tess, you've go blood on your face ...
Commercials -- btw, is it just me or is this ep really dragging?
Isis ... Back to Prometheus ... building's heating system ... more Xray vision!!! it's a safe!!! Break it open! What's that?? Attach it and there we go ... you are cracking open her diary ... Chloe looks pretty ... She wants to put it to good use on herself!!! Ugh ... Lex is not a madman!!!!!!! She can? Bullshit!!!! Lana SOOOOOOOOOOOOO does not deserve powers!!!! Wanted HER? She wasn't kidnapped! She wants it for herself, duh!!!!
All in black of course ... For now ... She's going to be fine? It it wrong that I hope she's not? Lex's orders, bullshit! Murder Lana! Do it!!! Oh she's going to shoot that guy instead?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! That is total, utter bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Commercials
That seriously pissed me off ... what the hell is she burning? Oh, plans so no one else can have powers like her ... Here as her friend, really? *snort* ... Lex just used Lana to get back at Clark ... Lana was a pawn ... ugh ... do some good in the world? what? Can Lana just go away ... please? Pretty please?? God, TPTB worship her ... and we suffer ...
Clark!!! On the roof? *eye roll* She's different now? Give Lex credit, yes on that I agree ... Somone loves the fog machine ... Oh Clark, give her up already ... Yes she was a distraction, now let her go!!! Equals? Together? No, no no no no! O.M.F.G! Stop with the kissing!!!!!! EW!!! *covers eyes*
I want that hour of my life back ... with Lex and Clark kissing on top of the Daily Planet instead
Yeah ... Lana went bye-bye and then came back ... ugh ... Yes, the world needs you Clark!!!
Water ... Who's that? What are they attempting? All set for what? Transdermal eviseration? That does not sound good ... fire on water ... Lana? Is she gonna die? *hopes*
Opening Credits
Commercials
The Farm!! I love the farm!! Chloe!! Why is Clark rewatching the dvd? Let her go!!!! Yes, she left ... who cares why but she left! Why didn't she stay gone? Kinda kissed? Yes, it was a mistake! A huge mistake!! *snort* Suffocating feelings that want to come up for air ... he grew up (at least a little) ... why is Chloe defending her? Probably at Chloe's apartment? I think not.
And there's Clark to see her ... and instead sees a disaster zone ... and Tess? Breaking and entering was one of her hobbies ... Yes, Lana is sticking her nose where it doesn't belong. The bear may be hibernating? She's concerned for Lana? No, Lana keeps her secrets ...
*flashback* Ah, bad people are videotaping her ... she's totally wearing a wig ... stay safe? Ah, and there's Tess.*end flashback* Their relationship IS dysfunctional!! *flashback again* Protected? Of course Lex has been watching you ... help her, really? Not throw up ... WTF? She shot someone?! And off she went ... what's she doing? Ooooh ... disguising herself? (or at least attempting to) ... Now that's her real hair ... no wig there!
Commercials
What, Clark's going to try to find them and stop them? Both dead? No ties to his past, huh ... Xray vision!! What is that? Tess knows what it is ... Carter what?
The mansion!!! Love the mansion! Clark confronting the Carter person ... Hmmm ... not Carther whatshisname then ... Clark's hair looks pretty ... He gave Lana the medallion? *more flashback* Retired teacher? Trained Green Berets and Navy Seals? She wants to be invincible? All for girl power *snort* ... Helping the world? Now off to the training ... walk in the park? When did this turn into the Lana episode?) Help her get over the one thing holding her back? Scorching herself? No fear, no pain? She can't do it? Someone ...trying to be someone she's not ... Training him to be Lana Lang ... rise from the ashes? W.T.F.???? Now what? Power? She wants power? When she was possessed by Isobel ... ugh ... *shakes head* ... No happy ending for Lana, please!!!!!! (seriously ... the SV PTB lurve her!) ...
Full of hope? Stamp of positivity? Huh? Chance at redemption? Double huh? Playing both sides, huh? Blonde woman .. Chloe!
Barely alive? Nanites? She looks horrible ... Prometheus layer? What the hell?
Commercials
Metropolis ... Tess ... Still looking? Ouch, Tess ... Rather shovel cattle dung? Not a choice? Take it by force, huh?
Frozen!Lana? Quarantined? Damn, she's not all disfigured.
No more super scares *giggle* ... And everyone respects Lana *eye roll* ... He thinks Lana can't take care of herself? *eye roll* ... On a mission? *flashback again* Long lost Lana Lang? ugh ... carrying on the torch ... No Clark, of course ... Proud of him *groans* ... Yeah, put it behind you and move on - like away from SV ... Chloe, it's not your fault so don't blame yourself ... Yes, planning revenge on Lex ...
He's dead of course ... And who's gonna shoot her? That guy of course ... Yeah, he was using her as eyes and ears ... he got caught on tape? Highlights? What highlights? Fight! Ouch, that had to hurt ... I think she killed him ... she just keeps kicking ... Tess, you've go blood on your face ...
Commercials -- btw, is it just me or is this ep really dragging?
Isis ... Back to Prometheus ... building's heating system ... more Xray vision!!! it's a safe!!! Break it open! What's that?? Attach it and there we go ... you are cracking open her diary ... Chloe looks pretty ... She wants to put it to good use on herself!!! Ugh ... Lex is not a madman!!!!!!! She can? Bullshit!!!! Lana SOOOOOOOOOOOOO does not deserve powers!!!! Wanted HER? She wasn't kidnapped! She wants it for herself, duh!!!!
All in black of course ... For now ... She's going to be fine? It it wrong that I hope she's not? Lex's orders, bullshit! Murder Lana! Do it!!! Oh she's going to shoot that guy instead?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! That is total, utter bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Commercials
That seriously pissed me off ... what the hell is she burning? Oh, plans so no one else can have powers like her ... Here as her friend, really? *snort* ... Lex just used Lana to get back at Clark ... Lana was a pawn ... ugh ... do some good in the world? what? Can Lana just go away ... please? Pretty please?? God, TPTB worship her ... and we suffer ...
Clark!!! On the roof? *eye roll* She's different now? Give Lex credit, yes on that I agree ... Somone loves the fog machine ... Oh Clark, give her up already ... Yes she was a distraction, now let her go!!! Equals? Together? No, no no no no! O.M.F.G! Stop with the kissing!!!!!! EW!!! *covers eyes*
I want that hour of my life back ... with Lex and Clark kissing on top of the Daily Planet instead
