Tram Driver of WIN!!

So I went to Downtown Disney with dcompose last night ... we had dinner inside the Jazz Kitchen where I had Drunken Chicken (which was chicken marinaded in rum with basil mashed potatoes and a couple of onion rings ... OMG it was delish!!!!

Then we went to go see 'Breaking Dawn' ... I actually enjoy the movies, more because I like a good laugh and Taylor Lautner is fucking hot and I can legally lust after him now that he's over 18 LOL

Anyway, after the movie, we took the tram back to the parking structure and the worker at the back of the tram was a RIOT!  He started off by telling the guy in our car that he couldn't dance and then proceeded to regale us with corny jokes!

Q:  Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
A:  Because she runs away from the ball!

Q:  Why did Captain Hook cross the road?
A:  To shop at the second hand store!

Q:  Why does Tigger bounce around the forest on his tail?
A:  He doesn't want to step on Pooh!

Q:  What's another reason why Cinderella can't play soccer?
A:  Her coach is a pumpkin!

Q: Why can't you fly a plane to Never, Never Land?
A:  Because there's a sign that says never, never land!

Then he managed to get all the adults to sing the Mickey Mouse song!!  M-I-C, see you real soon, K-E-Y!  Why?  Because we like you!  M-O-U-S-E!!!    It was such a blast!!!

Tram Driver of WIN!!

So I went to Downtown Disney with dcompose last night ... we had dinner inside the Jazz Kitchen where I had Drunken Chicken (which was chicken marinaded in rum with basil mashed potatoes and a couple of onion rings ... OMG it was delish!!!!

Then we went to go see 'Breaking Dawn' ... I actually enjoy the movies, more because I like a good laugh and Taylor Lautner is fucking hot and I can legally lust after him now that he's over 18 LOL

Anyway, after the movie, we took the tram back to the parking structure and the worker at the back of the tram was a RIOT!  He started off by telling the guy in our car that he couldn't dance and then proceeded to regale us with corny jokes!

Q:  Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
A:  Because she runs away from the ball!

Q:  Why did Captain Hook cross the road?
A:  To shop at the second hand store!

Q:  Why does Tigger bounce around the forest on his tail?
A:  He doesn't want to step on Pooh!

Q:  What's another reason why Cinderella can't play soccer?
A:  Her coach is a pumpkin!

Q: Why can't you fly a plane to Never, Never Land?
A:  Because there's a sign that says never, never land!

Then he managed to get all the adults to sing the Mickey Mouse song!!  M-I-C, see you real soon, K-E-Y!  Why?  Because we like you!  M-O-U-S-E!!!    It was such a blast!!!

Fic: 054. Short Shorts

Title: 054. Short Shorts
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Genre: Established Relationship
Summary: Tony's all moved in, the pornstach is gone, and Gibbs is rummaging through some of Tony's things when he finds a picture.
Disclaimer: I don't own them ...
A/N: Written for my Tibbs Prompt Chart. You'll be able to find them in my chart or my memories
A/N 2: This is in the same 'verse as 034. Waddling, but this one is NOT mpreg
A/N 3:  I originally had a whole different plan for this story, but then Michael Weatherly posted this picture on Twitter and ... I was inspired!!!

( 054. Short Shorts )

Fic: 054. Short Shorts

Title: 054. Short Shorts
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Genre: Established Relationship
Summary: Tony's all moved in, the pornstach is gone, and Gibbs is rummaging through some of Tony's things when he finds a picture.
Disclaimer: I don't own them ...
A/N: Written for my Tibbs Prompt Chart. You'll be able to find them in my chart or my memories
A/N 2: This is in the same 'verse as 034. Waddling, but this one is NOT mpreg
A/N 3:  I originally had a whole different plan for this story, but then Michael Weatherly posted this picture on Twitter and ... I was inspired!!!

( 054. Short Shorts )