Can the world just swallow me whole?

So ... we have a new hire.  He's 24 and pretty darn cute.  He's been here for two weeks now.  Last week he forgot that we have casual Fridays, but he remembered today.  I commented on it when he was clocking in.  Well, our part time receptionist was there, too

So, I go back to my desk and our new hire goes to his.  The receptionist buzzes my desk (which means it's on speakerphone) and says:

"You just wanted to see his cute butt in a pair of Levis."

I snatched the phone right up!  I was totally embarrassed!!!!!