For Miche!!! Alien Evolution: Deleted Scene

[sinderella81]

Okay, so I did that timestamp meme, and miche_connorasked last night if I could add something on to 'Alien Evolution' for her ... she wanted Oliver and Lois and Kira and Lex ... with Oliver getting in touch with his feminine side a little.  So, I tried my hand, and this is what I came up with:

Lex and Clark sat in the Talon, enjoying their coffees (well in Clark’s case, his double chocolate caramel mocha with extra caramel). A discussion was being held about what they were going to do. Clark wanted to go out on the town. After a week of classes at MetU, he needed a release. Lex, on the other hand, wanted to spend some alone time at the Mansion. They were in the midst of their conversation when Lois walked into the Talon, and headed straight for Clark and Lex. 

 

“Oliver is coming to town tonight, and I need to entertain him. Any ideas?”

 

Clark looked over at Lex, and grinned. Lex knew that grin, and smiled at Lois. “My friend Kira is going to be in town tonight, why don’t you bring Oliver over to the Mansion. We’ll have dinner and watch a movie or something.”

 

“What about you Clark?” Lois looked over at Clark.  Clark shrugged.

 

“I have a test tomorrow that I need to study for. And Lex hasn’t seen Kira in a while, so I’m gonna let them spend some time together,” Clark said, smiling at Lex.

 

“All right; well we’ll be there around 7,” Lois said, and left the Talon.

 

“What are you thinking?” Lex asked.

 

“Well, it’s true that you haven’t seen Kira in a while, and I wanted to dress up. And I figure we might be able to have some fun,” Clark said mischievously. 

 

“All right, well you had better be at the Mansion early. Lois and Oliver will be there by 7, you had better get to the Mansion by 6 so that you can get ready.” Lex grinned as Clark kissed him and left for the farm to do some chores before heading to the Mansion. 

 

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Clark arrived at the Mansion promptly at 6. Enrique led him upstairs to the master bedroom so that Clark could begin to get ready. Lex watched as Clark showered, straightened his hair, and applied his makeup. “Pick my outfit?” Clark asked, looking at Lex. Lex smiled, and walked to the other walk in closet. Lex rifled through Kira’s clothes and chose a dark blue silk blouse and a black knee length pencil skirt. Clark dressed quickly, added silk stockings, black heels, and some jewelry to the ensemble, and together Kira and Lex went downstairs.

 

At exactly 7 Lois and Oliver showed up. Enrique escorted them to the dining room where Kira and Lex were waiting. They all ate a wonderful meal together, and chatted and laughed about random things. Desert was eaten in companionable silence. The couples silently fed each other pieces of chocolate until the food was gone.

 

“So, what are we going to do now?” Oliver asked. 

 

“I have an idea,” Lois said with a grin. “You guys go on into the game room while I talk with Kira for a moment.” Oliver and Lex shared a look, but stood up and headed for the game room. 

 

“What is this idea you have?” Kira asked. 

 

“I want to see if Oliver has his own feminine side; like yours Smallville,” Lois said with a smile. Clark looked at her in shock.

 

“Lois, how in the hell did you know it was me?” Clark asked.

 

“You might be skilled with your makeup, and your clothes give you curves I know you don’t have, but your mannerisms scream ‘Clark’” Lois finished with a smile. “Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone.”

 

“You should have seen me at Prom last year,” Clark said with a grin. “I won prom queen.”

 

“See, this is why this is perfect. You are totally the manly man; working on the farm, hefting stuff, but after hours you’re this mysterious woman. I just wanna see Oliver in at least eyeliner, if not some dark eye shadow. And I know that you can convince him.” Lois looked at Clark pleadingly. 

 

“All right all right; but I’m not making any promises,” Clark said. Lois gifted him with a grin, and pulled him towards the game room. They found Oliver and Lex engage in a game of pool. 

 

“So, what did you two ladies discuss?” Lex asked, looking suspiciously at the Lois and Clark. 

 

“Just something that Lois wants Oliver to try,” Clark said with a grin. That got Oliver’s attention.

 

“What do you want me to try?” Oliver asked Lois. Lois turned to Lex.

 

“Didn’t you wear eyeliner and eye shadow in your club days?” Lois asked Lex. Lex nodded slowly, and turned to look at Clark, who gave him a grin. Lois turned to look at Oliver, pouting slightly. 

 

“You can’t be serious,” Oliver said, looking at Lois and Clark. Lois pulled some eyeliner and eye shadow out of her purse. 

 

“I think she is,” Lex said from his new seat on the leather couch. Lois handed the eyeliner and eye shadow to Kira, and joined Lex on the couch.

 

“You’re not going to do it?” Oliver asked, uncertain. He didn’t want to lose Lois, and he had an odd feeling that if he didn’t do this Lois might lose interest and he would be lost. So, he sat down on the waiting chair, and watched Kira approach.

 

“I want to watch,” Lois said with a smile.

 

“Now, I want you to close your eyes, and don’t open them until I tell you,” Kira said. Oliver sighed, and closed his eyes. He felt a pull at either eyelid and knew that Kira was applying the eyeliner. There was a pause, and then he felt something being brushed across each eyelid. He felt fingers smudging and pulling at his eyelids, and suddenly it was done. 

 

“Okay, you can open your eyes.” Oliver opened his eyes. He found Lois staring at him, mouth agape; and a moan escaped. He stared up at Kira, who offered up a very familiar smirk. Oliver jumped up.

 

“Holy shit; I know that smile! Clark Kent? Lex’s boyfriend?” Oliver looked from Clark to Lex, and back again.

 

“In the flesh,” Clark said with a grin. 

 

“Well, I’m sure finding out that Lex’s boyfriend cross dresses was fun, but Oliver, you and I have a date upstairs in one of the guest rooms. That’s okay isn’t it, Lex?” Lois said. She wasn’t even looking at Lex, she was in the middle of trying to get Oliver’s shirt off. Oliver was having a hard time concentrating; Lois’ lips and teeth were doing wonderful things along his collarbone.

 

“Yes, go on upstairs, and find a room. Just make sure to lock the door,” Lex said with a smile, and watched Lois drag Oliver out of the room.

 

“Well that was fun,” Clark said, collapsing next to Lex on the sofa. He stripped off his heels and stockings, and let Lex rub his feet.

 

“Think Oliver is going to be Olivia?” Lex asked with a grin.

 

“No. I think he likes the attention from Lois, but I don’t think he’ll be in the boardroom with it,” Clark said, sighing as Lex’s fingers massaged Clark’s arches.

 

“I agree,” Lex said. He could feel Clark relaxing under his ministrations. “All right Sleeping Beauty. You really do have a test tomorrow; so why don’t we go on up to bed.” Clark yawned and stretched. 

 

“Okay,” Clark said sleepily and followed Lex up to the bedroom. 

 

Lex walked the hall with a sleepy Clark, heard the moans coming from one of the guest rooms, and made a mental note to make sure to tell the cleaning staff to thoroughly clean the room Lois and Oliver were currently in.