Smallville ... Requiem
Feb. 5th, 2009 09:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sinderella81All right ... we'll see what happens with this one ...
Ah ... someone painting something ... a Toyman? Ugh ... and a ventriliquist's dummy *shudders* ... the globe rotates, that's cool ...
Who's this, the Board of Directors? Queen? Green tie *g* ... Dubai? WTF? Queen owns controlling interest of LuthorCorp? Those balls started clacking on their own ... Holy crap!!!
Opening Credits
Commercials
They broke the bed ... ugh ... How strong the floor is? *eye roll* Wants to help patrolling? Right, how she always planned to? And I'm sure super sex with Clark was just an added bonus ... Lana's not the one to work with you side by side ... UGH! ew, kissing ... Chloe! Everyone on the Board of Directors was killed? Wow ...
Aww, poor Ollie, all hurt ... Shirtless, nice ... Power couple *eye roll* ... No other survivors ... Yes, I'd assume he'd go after Lana too ... Liar! You saw something!!! Those clicking balls! *wink*
The investigation ... There they are ... Ooooh, Kryptonite! Doesn't feel kryptonite anymore? Queen Industries, huh? Thought she talked him down? Can't trust him anymore, buh!?!? On your own?
The game has begun? Dude ... isn't that the tech guy in that blooper with Michael? Where Michael calls him a long haired freak? And he's talking to the dummy ... Oh ... it's Not!Lex ... next move?
Commercials
Ollie's pretty ... and totally eyeing the nurse ... flirt! Spoon your chicken soup? Winslow Schott? Tunnels to kidney stones? Ugh ... A little too far outside the toybox ... Personal bomb squad in Clark and Lana? Why not tell Clark? Toyboy? Lead him to Lex? Keep Clark out of the way? Right, Clark won't get rid of Lex because he loves Lex!!!! Ooooh, pulling a massive guilt trip ...
Queen plane ... here comes Clark ... Brink security truck ... yes, yes she is ... Yes, Lex could kill him, but he hasn't! Years ago? Really, where was I when the battle started? Lex is not a monster!!!!!!! She could have destroyed the world, yes ... I love Chloe's jacket ... Starr Labs? Yes, be careful ...
Ballons and a box ... and Toyboy ...
Commercials
The Farm!! And the non!Kryptonite necklace ... Yeah, I'm surprised he still has it too ... high school ... Yes, always something in your way, a definite sign that you two ARE NOT MEANT TO BE!!!!!! It was her ... no, can't destroy Kryptonite ... she absorbed it ... right, no more damage ... prolific inventor, really?
Shirtless Ollie asleep ... and handcuffed ... yoiu're not tied up, you're handcuffed ... ridiculous costume *snort* ... playing with toys ... ew, just a bit too close ... Take your toys and go home, huh? Did he just uncuff himself? Okay, toyman is crazy, and 53? Ah, 53 patents ... Wow ... break his fingers? Mad!Ollie is hot ...
Yes, wireless camera linked to Not!Lex ... Ooooh, very cool replica of the city ... Uh-oh, Daily Planet go boom?
Ollie's gone ... Toyman there instead ... *eye roll* Whatever ... uh-oh bad stuff in the balloons ... I win. *shudders* ew, and ... whatever.
Commercials
Yay, Chloe's okay!!! Chloe's got the camera hooked up ... one receiver? Gaggle of ghost riders ... been on the move? Leaping tall wireless towers in a single bound ... a Lex tracker? 10 minutes?
Every room, huh? Super hearing, go!!! The roof! Ooooh, spinning globe!! And an eery green glow ... yep, it's Kryptonite ... OMFG That is Not LEX!!!!! Oooooh, Lana has to absorb the Kryptonite ... Sacrifice your love!! Do it!!! Soooooo not Lex!!!! One last kiss ... And off she goes to absorb all the kryptonite and make it so she and Clark can never be together ... Watch how Lex was totally watching Clark *g* ... Um, flying? Huh? And what a martyr position ... Wow ... not even like 10 feet ... THE CLANA ENDS!!!!
Don't kill Lex! And Lana? What he's done to you two? What?! Punish him? Can she just pick a side, please? OMFG!!!!!!!! That is just ... wrong on so many levels ... I can't believe ... he's not, I don't believe it ... he wasn't in there ... even though it was not!Lex ... they didn't kill Lex ...
Commercials
Big blasted truck ... What does she see? Oliver ... and the monkey that was supposed to blow up ... Lex did NOT deserve to die!! What?!?! It's a clone ... pieces of a toy bomb, huh? Yes, he's going to let another man take the blame for what Ollie did ... One more death's not going to make a difference? I don't believe that Lex is dead!! It's not justice, it's murder!! Chloe knows that what Ollie did was right? Huh? Ah, Sebastian ... Brainiac ... it is a natural instinct to protect Clark ... She can't tell Clark? *sigh* ...
Awww, lonely!Clark ... staring at the burnt truck and missing Lex ... AWWWWW! Wow .... he looks lioke he's gonna cry ...
And there's Ollie ... secretly smiling over his 'triumph' ... with Lex's ring?
Lana ... and Chloe ... hugs ... awww ...
More lonely!Clark ... in the loft, awww! And Lana ... It's permanent ... Don't Clark ... don't find a way, just let it be ... she knows what she needs to do with her life now? Really? Yes, you made your choice on that roof ... they BOTH driven to help, really? She's leaving ... Clark, just let her go ... awww ... it's actually pretty sa ... OUCH!!!! Omg! God, it's really quite sad ...
Poor Clark.
No previews, huh? Okay.
Ah ... someone painting something ... a Toyman? Ugh ... and a ventriliquist's dummy *shudders* ... the globe rotates, that's cool ...
Who's this, the Board of Directors? Queen? Green tie *g* ... Dubai? WTF? Queen owns controlling interest of LuthorCorp? Those balls started clacking on their own ... Holy crap!!!
Opening Credits
Commercials
They broke the bed ... ugh ... How strong the floor is? *eye roll* Wants to help patrolling? Right, how she always planned to? And I'm sure super sex with Clark was just an added bonus ... Lana's not the one to work with you side by side ... UGH! ew, kissing ... Chloe! Everyone on the Board of Directors was killed? Wow ...
Aww, poor Ollie, all hurt ... Shirtless, nice ... Power couple *eye roll* ... No other survivors ... Yes, I'd assume he'd go after Lana too ... Liar! You saw something!!! Those clicking balls! *wink*
The investigation ... There they are ... Ooooh, Kryptonite! Doesn't feel kryptonite anymore? Queen Industries, huh? Thought she talked him down? Can't trust him anymore, buh!?!? On your own?
The game has begun? Dude ... isn't that the tech guy in that blooper with Michael? Where Michael calls him a long haired freak? And he's talking to the dummy ... Oh ... it's Not!Lex ... next move?
Commercials
Ollie's pretty ... and totally eyeing the nurse ... flirt! Spoon your chicken soup? Winslow Schott? Tunnels to kidney stones? Ugh ... A little too far outside the toybox ... Personal bomb squad in Clark and Lana? Why not tell Clark? Toyboy? Lead him to Lex? Keep Clark out of the way? Right, Clark won't get rid of Lex because he loves Lex!!!! Ooooh, pulling a massive guilt trip ...
Queen plane ... here comes Clark ... Brink security truck ... yes, yes she is ... Yes, Lex could kill him, but he hasn't! Years ago? Really, where was I when the battle started? Lex is not a monster!!!!!!! She could have destroyed the world, yes ... I love Chloe's jacket ... Starr Labs? Yes, be careful ...
Ballons and a box ... and Toyboy ...
Commercials
The Farm!! And the non!Kryptonite necklace ... Yeah, I'm surprised he still has it too ... high school ... Yes, always something in your way, a definite sign that you two ARE NOT MEANT TO BE!!!!!! It was her ... no, can't destroy Kryptonite ... she absorbed it ... right, no more damage ... prolific inventor, really?
Shirtless Ollie asleep ... and handcuffed ... yoiu're not tied up, you're handcuffed ... ridiculous costume *snort* ... playing with toys ... ew, just a bit too close ... Take your toys and go home, huh? Did he just uncuff himself? Okay, toyman is crazy, and 53? Ah, 53 patents ... Wow ... break his fingers? Mad!Ollie is hot ...
Yes, wireless camera linked to Not!Lex ... Ooooh, very cool replica of the city ... Uh-oh, Daily Planet go boom?
Ollie's gone ... Toyman there instead ... *eye roll* Whatever ... uh-oh bad stuff in the balloons ... I win. *shudders* ew, and ... whatever.
Commercials
Yay, Chloe's okay!!! Chloe's got the camera hooked up ... one receiver? Gaggle of ghost riders ... been on the move? Leaping tall wireless towers in a single bound ... a Lex tracker? 10 minutes?
Every room, huh? Super hearing, go!!! The roof! Ooooh, spinning globe!! And an eery green glow ... yep, it's Kryptonite ... OMFG That is Not LEX!!!!! Oooooh, Lana has to absorb the Kryptonite ... Sacrifice your love!! Do it!!! Soooooo not Lex!!!! One last kiss ... And off she goes to absorb all the kryptonite and make it so she and Clark can never be together ... Watch how Lex was totally watching Clark *g* ... Um, flying? Huh? And what a martyr position ... Wow ... not even like 10 feet ... THE CLANA ENDS!!!!
Don't kill Lex! And Lana? What he's done to you two? What?! Punish him? Can she just pick a side, please? OMFG!!!!!!!! That is just ... wrong on so many levels ... I can't believe ... he's not, I don't believe it ... he wasn't in there ... even though it was not!Lex ... they didn't kill Lex ...
Commercials
Big blasted truck ... What does she see? Oliver ... and the monkey that was supposed to blow up ... Lex did NOT deserve to die!! What?!?! It's a clone ... pieces of a toy bomb, huh? Yes, he's going to let another man take the blame for what Ollie did ... One more death's not going to make a difference? I don't believe that Lex is dead!! It's not justice, it's murder!! Chloe knows that what Ollie did was right? Huh? Ah, Sebastian ... Brainiac ... it is a natural instinct to protect Clark ... She can't tell Clark? *sigh* ...
Awww, lonely!Clark ... staring at the burnt truck and missing Lex ... AWWWWW! Wow .... he looks lioke he's gonna cry ...
And there's Ollie ... secretly smiling over his 'triumph' ... with Lex's ring?
Lana ... and Chloe ... hugs ... awww ...
More lonely!Clark ... in the loft, awww! And Lana ... It's permanent ... Don't Clark ... don't find a way, just let it be ... she knows what she needs to do with her life now? Really? Yes, you made your choice on that roof ... they BOTH driven to help, really? She's leaving ... Clark, just let her go ... awww ... it's actually pretty sa ... OUCH!!!! Omg! God, it's really quite sad ...
Poor Clark.
No previews, huh? Okay.
