Stolen from
weird_fin ...
Name a pairing I ship/write and I'll tell you...
1. who is the big spoon/little spoon
2. what is their favorite non-sexual activity
3. who uses all the hot water in the morning
4. what they order from take out
5. what is the most trivial thing they fight over
6. who does most of the cleaning
7. who controls what they watch on TV
8. who's the one to always push to go out for a change
9. who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
10. who steals the blankets
11. who leaves their stuff around
12. who remembers to buy the milk
13. who remembers anniversaries
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Name a pairing I ship/write and I'll tell you...
1. who is the big spoon/little spoon
2. what is their favorite non-sexual activity
3. who uses all the hot water in the morning
4. what they order from take out
5. what is the most trivial thing they fight over
6. who does most of the cleaning
7. who controls what they watch on TV
8. who's the one to always push to go out for a change
9. who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
10. who steals the blankets
11. who leaves their stuff around
12. who remembers to buy the milk
13. who remembers anniversaries
Stolen from
weird_fin ...
Name a pairing I ship/write and I'll tell you...
1. who is the big spoon/little spoon
2. what is their favorite non-sexual activity
3. who uses all the hot water in the morning
4. what they order from take out
5. what is the most trivial thing they fight over
6. who does most of the cleaning
7. who controls what they watch on TV
8. who's the one to always push to go out for a change
9. who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
10. who steals the blankets
11. who leaves their stuff around
12. who remembers to buy the milk
13. who remembers anniversaries
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Name a pairing I ship/write and I'll tell you...
1. who is the big spoon/little spoon
2. what is their favorite non-sexual activity
3. who uses all the hot water in the morning
4. what they order from take out
5. what is the most trivial thing they fight over
6. who does most of the cleaning
7. who controls what they watch on TV
8. who's the one to always push to go out for a change
9. who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
10. who steals the blankets
11. who leaves their stuff around
12. who remembers to buy the milk
13. who remembers anniversaries
Tram Driver of WIN!!
Nov. 19th, 2011 10:52 amSo I went to Downtown Disney with
dcompose last night ... we had dinner inside the Jazz Kitchen where I had Drunken Chicken (which was chicken marinaded in rum with basil mashed potatoes and a couple of onion rings ... OMG it was delish!!!!
Then we went to go see 'Breaking Dawn' ... I actually enjoy the movies, more because I like a good laugh and Taylor Lautner is fucking hot and I can legally lust after him now that he's over 18 LOL
Anyway, after the movie, we took the tram back to the parking structure and the worker at the back of the tram was a RIOT! He started off by telling the guy in our car that he couldn't dance and then proceeded to regale us with corny jokes!
Q: Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she runs away from the ball!
Q: Why did Captain Hook cross the road?
A: To shop at the second hand store!
Q: Why does Tigger bounce around the forest on his tail?
A: He doesn't want to step on Pooh!
Q: What's another reason why Cinderella can't play soccer?
A: Her coach is a pumpkin!
Q: Why can't you fly a plane to Never, Never Land?
A: Because there's a sign that says never, never land!
Then he managed to get all the adults to sing the Mickey Mouse song!! M-I-C, see you real soon, K-E-Y! Why? Because we like you! M-O-U-S-E!!! It was such a blast!!!
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Then we went to go see 'Breaking Dawn' ... I actually enjoy the movies, more because I like a good laugh and Taylor Lautner is fucking hot and I can legally lust after him now that he's over 18 LOL
Anyway, after the movie, we took the tram back to the parking structure and the worker at the back of the tram was a RIOT! He started off by telling the guy in our car that he couldn't dance and then proceeded to regale us with corny jokes!
Q: Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she runs away from the ball!
Q: Why did Captain Hook cross the road?
A: To shop at the second hand store!
Q: Why does Tigger bounce around the forest on his tail?
A: He doesn't want to step on Pooh!
Q: What's another reason why Cinderella can't play soccer?
A: Her coach is a pumpkin!
Q: Why can't you fly a plane to Never, Never Land?
A: Because there's a sign that says never, never land!
Then he managed to get all the adults to sing the Mickey Mouse song!! M-I-C, see you real soon, K-E-Y! Why? Because we like you! M-O-U-S-E!!! It was such a blast!!!
Tram Driver of WIN!!
Nov. 19th, 2011 10:52 amSo I went to Downtown Disney with
dcompose last night ... we had dinner inside the Jazz Kitchen where I had Drunken Chicken (which was chicken marinaded in rum with basil mashed potatoes and a couple of onion rings ... OMG it was delish!!!!
Then we went to go see 'Breaking Dawn' ... I actually enjoy the movies, more because I like a good laugh and Taylor Lautner is fucking hot and I can legally lust after him now that he's over 18 LOL
Anyway, after the movie, we took the tram back to the parking structure and the worker at the back of the tram was a RIOT! He started off by telling the guy in our car that he couldn't dance and then proceeded to regale us with corny jokes!
Q: Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she runs away from the ball!
Q: Why did Captain Hook cross the road?
A: To shop at the second hand store!
Q: Why does Tigger bounce around the forest on his tail?
A: He doesn't want to step on Pooh!
Q: What's another reason why Cinderella can't play soccer?
A: Her coach is a pumpkin!
Q: Why can't you fly a plane to Never, Never Land?
A: Because there's a sign that says never, never land!
Then he managed to get all the adults to sing the Mickey Mouse song!! M-I-C, see you real soon, K-E-Y! Why? Because we like you! M-O-U-S-E!!! It was such a blast!!!
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Then we went to go see 'Breaking Dawn' ... I actually enjoy the movies, more because I like a good laugh and Taylor Lautner is fucking hot and I can legally lust after him now that he's over 18 LOL
Anyway, after the movie, we took the tram back to the parking structure and the worker at the back of the tram was a RIOT! He started off by telling the guy in our car that he couldn't dance and then proceeded to regale us with corny jokes!
Q: Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she runs away from the ball!
Q: Why did Captain Hook cross the road?
A: To shop at the second hand store!
Q: Why does Tigger bounce around the forest on his tail?
A: He doesn't want to step on Pooh!
Q: What's another reason why Cinderella can't play soccer?
A: Her coach is a pumpkin!
Q: Why can't you fly a plane to Never, Never Land?
A: Because there's a sign that says never, never land!
Then he managed to get all the adults to sing the Mickey Mouse song!! M-I-C, see you real soon, K-E-Y! Why? Because we like you! M-O-U-S-E!!! It was such a blast!!!
Well ... I Feel Silly
Sep. 29th, 2011 07:41 pmSo I had to stay at work a little late today - I had to look for something, then email someone to get it, then I had to make a copy of something.
Everyone had left except me, Jen (my manager) and Nicole (one of the attorneys) ... that's right, 3 women.
It was 6:20 and I was about to leave, but the doorbell kept ringing and someone kept banging on the doors ... so Nicole told me not to leave yet ... we started closing things down and were going to leave together ... I spent twenty minutes in the office waiting to see if we could leave ... We finally got someone from next door to walk down with us and ...
It turned out it was the assistant of the lawyer who's leasing an office in our building! He forgot his key and couldn't remember the code to get in!!!! We all felt SO SILLY!!!
Everyone had left except me, Jen (my manager) and Nicole (one of the attorneys) ... that's right, 3 women.
It was 6:20 and I was about to leave, but the doorbell kept ringing and someone kept banging on the doors ... so Nicole told me not to leave yet ... we started closing things down and were going to leave together ... I spent twenty minutes in the office waiting to see if we could leave ... We finally got someone from next door to walk down with us and ...
It turned out it was the assistant of the lawyer who's leasing an office in our building! He forgot his key and couldn't remember the code to get in!!!! We all felt SO SILLY!!!
Well ... I Feel Silly
Sep. 29th, 2011 07:41 pmSo I had to stay at work a little late today - I had to look for something, then email someone to get it, then I had to make a copy of something.
Everyone had left except me, Jen (my manager) and Nicole (one of the attorneys) ... that's right, 3 women.
It was 6:20 and I was about to leave, but the doorbell kept ringing and someone kept banging on the doors ... so Nicole told me not to leave yet ... we started closing things down and were going to leave together ... I spent twenty minutes in the office waiting to see if we could leave ... We finally got someone from next door to walk down with us and ...
It turned out it was the assistant of the lawyer who's leasing an office in our building! He forgot his key and couldn't remember the code to get in!!!! We all felt SO SILLY!!!
Everyone had left except me, Jen (my manager) and Nicole (one of the attorneys) ... that's right, 3 women.
It was 6:20 and I was about to leave, but the doorbell kept ringing and someone kept banging on the doors ... so Nicole told me not to leave yet ... we started closing things down and were going to leave together ... I spent twenty minutes in the office waiting to see if we could leave ... We finally got someone from next door to walk down with us and ...
It turned out it was the assistant of the lawyer who's leasing an office in our building! He forgot his key and couldn't remember the code to get in!!!! We all felt SO SILLY!!!
Writer's Block: Freaky Friday
Sep. 9th, 2011 12:18 pm[Error: unknown template qotd]
What would I do? Hmmm ... Well, if I was still me, just a guy, I would probably hit a few gyms and scope out all the hotties in the locker rooms ... what? I'm selfish!
There's probably a few other things I'd do ... well, one other that I can think of that plays a bit to my kinks ...
What would I do? Hmmm ... Well, if I was still me, just a guy, I would probably hit a few gyms and scope out all the hotties in the locker rooms ... what? I'm selfish!
There's probably a few other things I'd do ... well, one other that I can think of that plays a bit to my kinks ...
Writer's Block: Freaky Friday
Sep. 9th, 2011 12:18 pm[Error: unknown template qotd]
What would I do? Hmmm ... Well, if I was still me, just a guy, I would probably hit a few gyms and scope out all the hotties in the locker rooms ... what? I'm selfish!
There's probably a few other things I'd do ... well, one other that I can think of that plays a bit to my kinks ...
What would I do? Hmmm ... Well, if I was still me, just a guy, I would probably hit a few gyms and scope out all the hotties in the locker rooms ... what? I'm selfish!
There's probably a few other things I'd do ... well, one other that I can think of that plays a bit to my kinks ...
This is About Me
Aug. 19th, 2011 06:57 amWhy, yes the person she is talking about is me ... this girl and I used to be best friends in middle school, kind of friends in high school and then grew apart ... the reason I don't talk to her is because she's CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I'm on her friends list because I thought she was going to try to make amends, but she never did ...
Can I also point out that she sent the friend request to me, not the other way around ... So all her 'I don't know why we don't talk but she's on my friend's list' bullshit is because she wanted me there!
She apparently doesn't know me very well anymore ...
OH! And after checking the 'dating site' it clearly shows her profile picture as someone who has visited my profile ...
This is About Me
Aug. 19th, 2011 06:57 amWhy, yes the person she is talking about is me ... this girl and I used to be best friends in middle school, kind of friends in high school and then grew apart ... the reason I don't talk to her is because she's CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I'm on her friends list because I thought she was going to try to make amends, but she never did ...
Can I also point out that she sent the friend request to me, not the other way around ... So all her 'I don't know why we don't talk but she's on my friend's list' bullshit is because she wanted me there!
She apparently doesn't know me very well anymore ...
OH! And after checking the 'dating site' it clearly shows her profile picture as someone who has visited my profile ...