Smallville ... Bizarro
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sinderella81ASo, another season ... I'm fairly excited ... We'll see what this season premiere brings ... SV is known for good season premieres and finales ...
They really did a good job of doing a 'previously on' montage ... Crap! Bursting dam! And coma!Chloe ... at least I hope it's coma!Chloe and not dead!Chloe ... Damn, he knocked over a tree ... ouch! Bizarro!Clark is hot ... LOVE the voice ... Clark, go save the people!!! Is he evaporating the water?? NICE!!!! The Superman nod!!!!!
Opening Credits (And why is Lana in them if she's DEAD?!)
Commercials
Who's under the water? Why I do believe it's Lex ... Oh goodness ... What's she supposed to be? A celestial being? *blows raspberry* ... Ouchies for Bizarro!Clark ... Holy Shit!! He just set that man of fire!!! And then with the rock face?
And if Chloe is dead I am going to be mac pissed ... and oh crap they're under water ....
And Clark is going to save Lionel?? No make sense ... Oh look, there's Lionel ... Dead or Alive?? Alive apprently, but who took him??
Yay for Clark saving them!!! And don't we love the 'it was weak, it fell down' explanation?
Oh look, it's Bizarro!Clark ... and shirtless too!! Did we see the stomach muscles?? And look at that, the Kryptonite was non reactive!
How is her hair suddenly dry?? And flying, of cours ... *sigh* ...
More Commercials
Save Chloe dammit!!!! Chloe did save you, and if she sacrificed herself for you ... ugh ... Lois, you can be really dense sometimes ... Lois doesn't know about Lana's 'death'?
Mourning!Lex? All in black ... He was dead, and this light, and this angel ... Is he going to 'find the light' now? Damn it, he's supposed to be evil!!! I do feel kinda bad for Lex ... Turning himself in??? WTF?
Did Lois change? *giggle* It's Bizarro!Clark ... oh God, he's ogling her ass ... OH! Good girl, give him a slap ...
Still working on Chloe? Yeah, c'mon Chloe!!! She's still in the credits so she has to make it ... NO!!!!!!
Commercials
Oh, oh, oh!!! Yay!!!! She came back!!!!! In a morgue, but she came back!!! Clark, listen and find her dammit!!! Oh good, he hears her!!!! 'Am I in a morgue? Why am I in a morgue?' That was classic!!! Oh goodness, seeing your own death certificate has got to be hard ... oh and Lana's too? Chloe looks sad ...
Oooh, it was recorded!!! She's smart ... Yeah, Lionel's unaccounted for ... and he's going to 'face his demons' ... Ooooh and it's Bizarro!Clark ... EW!! That was nasty!!! And of course Lex knows it's not Clark ... 'I'd never help you kill Clark' ... Clexy moment ftw!!!!
Commercials
Aw, poor Chloe ... and Clark's trying to hold back the tears ... Denial should be our friend right now ... Good, they're figuring it out ... Yeah Clark, how are you going to take him down?
Woohoo! Martian Manhunter ... Who he wants to be? Good job!! Discarded at birth? Yeah, we saw the no conscience part ... He takes the sun for granted!!!!! Think about it!!! Good Clark!!
Ooooh, what does Lex want?? OH wow ... Damn he's hot!! Ouch, that had to hurt there Clark ... Get him in the sunlight!!! Oooh, those are some good special effects ... Nice ... Good job!! Wait, who just swooped him out of the air??
Commercials
Okay, so where did Bizarro!Clark go? Do we think he's really gone? And why is he in flannel again? Clark was going to kill Lex? NO!! But wait, he understood Lex? Hate is clean? Hmmm ... very introspective ... Adds character *g* ... Nothing? She died and came back .... Lois forgives him!!!! He has no idea what she's talking about ... *gigglesnort* ...
I like that Martian Manhunter calls Clark, Kal-El ... Clark's not weak!!! Ooooh, is he actually going to accept his destiny?
Yay for Chloe burning her death certificate!!! Lex gave himself up? Ugh ... Awwww, he has a picture of him and Lana, it's kinda cute ... UGH!!! I knew she wasn't dead!!! *eye roll* What's so important about that damn bracelet?? And she's dressing like Clark ... *sigh* ...
Previews - Yeah, who ya gonna trust Clark?
Opening Credits (And why is Lana in them if she's DEAD?!)
Commercials
Who's under the water? Why I do believe it's Lex ... Oh goodness ... What's she supposed to be? A celestial being? *blows raspberry* ... Ouchies for Bizarro!Clark ... Holy Shit!! He just set that man of fire!!! And then with the rock face?
And if Chloe is dead I am going to be mac pissed ... and oh crap they're under water ....
And Clark is going to save Lionel?? No make sense ... Oh look, there's Lionel ... Dead or Alive?? Alive apprently, but who took him??
Yay for Clark saving them!!! And don't we love the 'it was weak, it fell down' explanation?
Oh look, it's Bizarro!Clark ... and shirtless too!! Did we see the stomach muscles?? And look at that, the Kryptonite was non reactive!
How is her hair suddenly dry?? And flying, of cours ... *sigh* ...
More Commercials
Save Chloe dammit!!!! Chloe did save you, and if she sacrificed herself for you ... ugh ... Lois, you can be really dense sometimes ... Lois doesn't know about Lana's 'death'?
Mourning!Lex? All in black ... He was dead, and this light, and this angel ... Is he going to 'find the light' now? Damn it, he's supposed to be evil!!! I do feel kinda bad for Lex ... Turning himself in??? WTF?
Did Lois change? *giggle* It's Bizarro!Clark ... oh God, he's ogling her ass ... OH! Good girl, give him a slap ...
Still working on Chloe? Yeah, c'mon Chloe!!! She's still in the credits so she has to make it ... NO!!!!!!
Commercials
Oh, oh, oh!!! Yay!!!! She came back!!!!! In a morgue, but she came back!!! Clark, listen and find her dammit!!! Oh good, he hears her!!!! 'Am I in a morgue? Why am I in a morgue?' That was classic!!! Oh goodness, seeing your own death certificate has got to be hard ... oh and Lana's too? Chloe looks sad ...
Oooh, it was recorded!!! She's smart ... Yeah, Lionel's unaccounted for ... and he's going to 'face his demons' ... Ooooh and it's Bizarro!Clark ... EW!! That was nasty!!! And of course Lex knows it's not Clark ... 'I'd never help you kill Clark' ... Clexy moment ftw!!!!
Commercials
Aw, poor Chloe ... and Clark's trying to hold back the tears ... Denial should be our friend right now ... Good, they're figuring it out ... Yeah Clark, how are you going to take him down?
Woohoo! Martian Manhunter ... Who he wants to be? Good job!! Discarded at birth? Yeah, we saw the no conscience part ... He takes the sun for granted!!!!! Think about it!!! Good Clark!!
Ooooh, what does Lex want?? OH wow ... Damn he's hot!! Ouch, that had to hurt there Clark ... Get him in the sunlight!!! Oooh, those are some good special effects ... Nice ... Good job!! Wait, who just swooped him out of the air??
Commercials
Okay, so where did Bizarro!Clark go? Do we think he's really gone? And why is he in flannel again? Clark was going to kill Lex? NO!! But wait, he understood Lex? Hate is clean? Hmmm ... very introspective ... Adds character *g* ... Nothing? She died and came back .... Lois forgives him!!!! He has no idea what she's talking about ... *gigglesnort* ...
I like that Martian Manhunter calls Clark, Kal-El ... Clark's not weak!!! Ooooh, is he actually going to accept his destiny?
Yay for Chloe burning her death certificate!!! Lex gave himself up? Ugh ... Awwww, he has a picture of him and Lana, it's kinda cute ... UGH!!! I knew she wasn't dead!!! *eye roll* What's so important about that damn bracelet?? And she's dressing like Clark ... *sigh* ...
Previews - Yeah, who ya gonna trust Clark?
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Date: 2007-09-28 06:42 am (UTC)I survived it!
I want more Bizzy, he was HOT and that voice! WOW!!!
Lana needs to die for real, for hurting EVERYONE, the bitch!
Lex is still hot! He and Bizzy TOTALLY made out in that jail cell!!
:D
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Date: 2007-09-28 05:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-28 06:37 pm (UTC)The boys were scrumptious ... *sigh*
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Date: 2007-10-01 02:31 am (UTC)Yeah, yeah, technically Bizarro isn't 'Clark' but go back & see any episode with 'Red-K' Clark.
Or when he was fighting that Zoner in the 'snuff-fight club' episode, there's a moment during the fight when Clark smiles and we get a glimpse of 'dark' Clark...sent shivers down my spine.
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Date: 2007-10-01 06:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-28 06:35 pm (UTC)Lana needs to die for real, I agree!!
And Lex and Bizzy had fake Clex sex ftw!!
PS I LOVE YOUR ICON!!!!