A Random Bunny from me and Lexi ...

See this boy here?  He was in an episode of Criminal Minds tonight (a repeat on Ion)

The character's name?  Christopher Summers ... his character is being forced to strangle himself by his father (who I decided is his adoptive father) because the father has Munchausen by proxy ... so he goes to the hospital for a while and then some therapy and then he gets a foster home ...  lexalicious70 and I decided that Christopher Summers was adopted and his father is ... Buffy's dad!  That's right!  Christopher Summers is the first transgender Slayer!!!!

He goes to Sunnydale (if it's AU) or London (if we're sticking sort of to cannon) where he gets training.  Giles is ... flummoxed.  Xander is the older brother.  WIllow is ... babbling Willow.  Spike is flirtatious as hell!!!!!

When Christopher is all trained, he gets sent to ... Sunnydale Smallville to help with the ... unusual people there.

Then he gets kidnapped by vamps (kryptonite vamps) ... as do Lex and Clark ... then Spike shows up and he and Christopher save the day and ... nasty, naughty things happen with all four of them!!!!

Crack, right?

A Random Bunny from me and Lexi ...

See this boy here?  He was in an episode of Criminal Minds tonight (a repeat on Ion)

The character's name?  Christopher Summers ... his character is being forced to strangle himself by his father (who I decided is his adoptive father) because the father has Munchausen by proxy ... so he goes to the hospital for a while and then some therapy and then he gets a foster home ...  lexalicious70 and I decided that Christopher Summers was adopted and his father is ... Buffy's dad!  That's right!  Christopher Summers is the first transgender Slayer!!!!

He goes to Sunnydale (if it's AU) or London (if we're sticking sort of to cannon) where he gets training.  Giles is ... flummoxed.  Xander is the older brother.  WIllow is ... babbling Willow.  Spike is flirtatious as hell!!!!!

When Christopher is all trained, he gets sent to ... Sunnydale Smallville to help with the ... unusual people there.

Then he gets kidnapped by vamps (kryptonite vamps) ... as do Lex and Clark ... then Spike shows up and he and Christopher save the day and ... nasty, naughty things happen with all four of them!!!!

Crack, right?