sinderella81 | Smallville ... Instinct

Yay! I get new SV on my birthday!!!!

Oooh, spinny thing!!! Boys and their toys *giggle* ... Of course it's alien!!! Lost in space? Find me Lex Luthor!! Hmmm ... spinning faster ... faster ... big light!! And ... nothing! What did just happen?

Pump and dump? *giggle* ... Oooh, lights out ... Nifty symbol ... What the hell does she have on? Kryptonian beacon? Maxima! Queen of Almerac ... Not him, you don't want him ... Nice kiss ... A taste of things to come, huh? Oh not good ... Dying cuz he's not the one she came for?

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Farm! OMG!!!!! *gasp* Fucking gorgeous!!! Hmm ... Lana's old necklace *eye roll* ... I need you Smallville *giggle* ... Awww, yay he remembered to feed Shelby before going to work ... God he looks gorgeous ... Yes, Lana's gone for good (we hope) ... damsel in distressy ... Wild Cherry! *giggle* ... I didn't play a sport *snort* ... ROTFLMAO!

Unpacking your fiance ... ABBA!!!! Love a man of mystery, huh? Hmmm ... what's that? A note to Clark? Of course she felt like that! When she was 15, remember? Awww, why didn't she say them to Jimmy? Uh-oh trouble in paradise ...

Pink box? Black bow? Ace of Clubs? Oliver, really? He sent it? Regrets ... Of course the dress is green ... Look, it's Maxima! Perfect mate? Work together ... *giggle* Right, she's trying to keep Clark all to herself ...

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Super endorphin ... deep end without a floaty? Unrelated fire in the alley? Maybe Clark will see something ... Hormone jacked stiffs? Meteor freak on a rampage? Nop!

Hmmm ... not bad ... Uh-oh ... Not Jimmy! Survival of the fittest? OMG! Is he going to try to make Chloe jealous?

Awww, poor Chloe! Go Chloe!!! She knows where it's from!! She's on a mate hunt! New contender? Happily ever after? Stop the kissing bandit? *giggle* ... Wave a Kryptonian wand? Now that's ... ambiguous!

Hmmm, is he gonna kiss her? He doesn't! Really really pretty? *snort* ... She's not meant for him ... Uh-oh! That is not good! And now he's gonna die ... damn! And now she's just gonna leave him? Guh Clark looks hot without the tie ... And superspeed!!!!! Maxima notices!!! *giggle*

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Hmmm ... Why is Tess there? Far too fair a person ... Help? Hire Chloe to help her? She wants to hire Chloe for the Kryptonian computer ... Everything? Reconsider? I love Chloe!

Poor Jimmy! Yeah Jimmy, what happened? Tequila shots, yeah right! CK! *giggle* ... Ah, the letter ... *wibbles* ... Poor Jimmy ... Right, everyone has to move on! Yes, Chloe found Jimmy ... you are very very lucky, Jimmy ... Yeah, we don't want her hurting anyone else! Awww, Clark's keeping them together!

Ah, Clark is on a search ... And there she is! It is a strong name ... SooperKiss!!! Oh wow, Clark likes!!!! OMG! Hee!! Shirtless!! Power ... They're gonna break the elevator ... *giggle* Lois has BAD timing! He can't let her go apparently ... Shirt hanging open yum ... 9 1/2 Weeks *giggle* ... She's not calm! Apparently she does ...

Sucks face *snort* Sluttyana ... uh-oh ... Oh that's bad!

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Couldn't kill her in front of Clark? ... Right, nothing romantic between Lois and Clark ... Drawn to her? Okay ... this is moving a bit fast ... Oh! Maxima is caught ...

Locked office without a key ... A friend ... Why is he out of the suit?? Wanted for murder ... Copy Boy *giggle* ... Yeah, why would she be after Tess? Ah ... the crystal ... Right, Chloe's 'skills' ... Spent a lot of time with Lex *giggle* ... Bad liar ... Super listening ... and off Clark goes to save the day!

Bad Maxima! A man with some fight in him *giggle* ... Came back for more! ... Soul mate? Worthy of standing by a Queen's side ... His beacon? It wasn't his! Last Son of Krypton ... Everything we all wished for *g* ... Don't we all remember that Clark is scared of girls? He's all confused ... Never be alone ... Not destiny! And away she goes!

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Hormones in check *snort* ... Macked on an alien goddess ... Some letter ... She's gonna show it to him? Wow ... very long time ago ... Share her love with the perfect person ... *snort* ... bff! Awww, she wants him to give her away!!! Infection? Things are connecting ... Little more Brain?

Kickboxing? Not fencing? Oooh, press charges ... She's offering to look at it? She doesn't have it? Stolen? Huh?

The farm!!! Red this time ... And Lois ... Okay, this Clark/Lois thing ... I think they're trying too hard to push it on us ... Supercharged Femmebot *giggle* ... Saved his life? Right, he would have ended up like all her other dates *eye roll* ... Man eating meteor freak *snort* ... Nothing for the front page, only apparently pointing out that Lois and Clark are in love ... OMG, he's doing it ... Thank God she said no, that would have been WAY too fast ...

Looking for this? Why yes, she is! You are not ready yet - x? WTF?

Wait, hurt!Clark? Oh I'm all for that!!!