sinderella81: (Tibbs <3)
[personal profile] sinderella81
Title: In a Pickle
Rating: R (for some nekkidness :D)
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Genre: First Time-ish, Fluff, Schmoop, Bodyswap
Summary: A Halloween case goes wrong when Gibbs and DiNozzo become the victims of a voodoo curse
Disclaimer: I don’t own the characters of NCIS ...
A/N: Written for the Halloween_tibbs ficfest

Tony sighed softly as the morning light hit his face. It had been a strange case, complete with a self-proclaimed voodoo priestess, who’d been so pissed when he and Gibbs had arrested her she said she’d get revenge. Vance had taken them off rotation for the next few days so everyone could recuperate.

Tony slipped a hand down under the sheets to his morning wood, squeezing his cock with a smile. After the first stroke though, he frowned. ‘This is wrong,’ Tony thought to himself. He finally pried his eyes open and looked around.

“This is not my … room?” Tony’s speech slowed as he realized he wasn’t speaking in his own voice. He took a good look around and groaned. “Oh fuck,” he muttered. He was in Gibbs’ bedroom, in Gibbs’ bed and … Tony rolled out of bed and found a mirror. “Shit.” Gibbs’ piercing blue eyes stared back at him. “Shit,” he repeated, trying to keep from staring at Gibbs’ naked body. Sure, he’d seen his boss naked before, but that was more quick glances in the NCIS showers. This was … completely different.

Tony jumped when Gibbs’ cell phone started ringing. Tony searched for Gibbs’ phone while simultaneously tying to find a pair of boxer shorts to tug on.

“Yes,” he grunted as he pulled the boxers on one-handed.

“DiNozzo!” Tony was amazed that Gibbs could sound like Gibbs even when he was using Tony’s voice.

“I honestly don’t know, Boss,” Tony said. “Unless that crackpot wasn’t such a crackpot after all.”

“I’m coming over,” Gibbs said.

“Drive carefully,” Tony said. “I don’t want a ticket.”

Gibbs just grunted and hung up.

Tony rubbed his face, Gibbs’ face … whatever. “This is messed up,” Tony muttered as he headed to the closet to find clothes. He rummaged around, shoving Gibbs’ normal wardrobe out of the way. He couldn’t fight his grin when he saw a pair of designer jeans and a dark blue button up. “One of the ex-wives, I’m sure,” he said as he got dressed.

“DiNozzo!” Tony rolled his eyes and padded down the stairs.

“I’m here,” Tony said. He caught sight of Gibbs and rolled his eyes. Gibbs had somehow managed to find his least flattering clothes - baggy jeans and a horrid red shirt his father had given to him. “Really?”

Gibbs just glared at Tony, and Tony again had to marvel at how Gibbslike he looked in Tony’s body.

“I guess what you’re wearing is a secondary problem,” Tony said.

“Ya think, DiNozzo?” Gibbs asked.

Tony rolled his eyes. “Anyway,” he said. “We need to figure out what we’re going to do.”

“Agreed,” Gibbs said.

“Any ideas?” Tony asked. “Because I got nothing.”

“We need to talk Tammy Boswell,” Gibbs said.

“That would require going into the office, Boss,” Tony said. “Are you sure you want to risk that?”

“As long as we don’t come in contact with too many people, we should be fine,” Gibbs replied.

“All right, I’ll drive.” Tony snatched the keys from Gibbs and led the way out to the car.

Gibbs growled, but followed Tony out to the car. “You get to drive, but I don’t?”

“Hell no,” Tony called as he slid behind the steering wheel. “I don’t trust you not to get a ticket … I have a perfect driving record and I’m not going to let you ruin it.”

Gibbs slid into the passenger seat and buckled up. “I’m just an aggressive driver,” he said.

“Aggressive is a mild word for how you drive,” Tony said as he pulled out of the driveway and headed for work.

Gibbs just grunted and watched the traffic. He felt … strange. It had been one hell of a shock to wake up in Tony’s apartment, in Tony’s bed, in Tony’s body. He couldn’t quite describe the feeling - it was like wearing a suit that was a bit too tight - it just felt wrong.

Tony pulled into the parking lot of NCIS headquarters and turned to look at Gibbs. “We go in, avoid everyone and find Boswell,” Tony said.

“Agreed,” Gibbs said, sliding out of the car.

They slipped through security and somehow managed to avoid anyone as they headed to where Tammy Boswell was being held.

“I see it worked,” Tammy said the moment they stepped into her cell.

“Fix it,” Gibbs said.

“Now now, Agent Gibbs,” Tammy clucked, grinning at the two men.

“You’ll get us killed if you leave us like this,” Tony said.

Tammy was quiet for a few minutes, just looking between the two men. “It’ll wear off on its own,” she admitted.

“How long?” Gibbs asked.

“A few hours, a few days.” Tammy shrugged, unconcerned.

“A few …” Tony trailed off and looked at Gibbs. “We’re screwed.”

“We’ll find our own way to fix it,” Gibbs said, glaring at Tammy Boswell. “There’s someone more powerful than her, and we’ll find them.”

“There’s no one out there more powerful than me!” Tammy screeched.

“Oh yes there is,” Gibbs said. “We’re done here.” He headed out the door, knowing Tony would follow.

Tony did follow. “What are we going to do? Where are you going? Hey, stop walking so fast, my knee hurts!” Tony stopped and leaned against the nearest wall. “Damn … my knee really hurts. Does it always hurt like this?”

Gibbs turned back and knelt down next to Tony. “Sometimes,” he admitted. “Relax for a second.” He reached over and gently began massaging Tony’s knee.

“Oh … oh,” Tony murmured. Gibbs’ hands were doing wonderful things, releasing all the tension in his knee. “That’s … amazing.”

“Learned a long time ago there are certain pressure points that help relieve the pressure,” Gibbs said, standing and giving Tony a small smile.

“Thanks,” Tony breathed. “Didn’t realize it hurt you so much.” He gave a few experimental steps, pleased to find his knee didn’t bother him at all.

“It doesn’t always,” Gibbs said, leading the way back to the elevator. “And I’ve learned to cope.”

“Apparently so,” Tony replied. “So, you know a voodoo priest or priestess or queen or … “ Tony trailed off, wiggling his hands.

“No, but we know someone who I’m sure does,” Gibbs replied.

“No … you can’t mean … come on, Boss!” Tony followed Gibbs out of the elevator and back to the car.

“She’ll know someone,” Gibbs said as he climbed into the car.

“She’s gonna freak.” Tony slid behind the wheel, started the car, and drove off.

* * *

Tony and Gibbs could hear the music coming from Abby’s apartment the second they exited the elevator.

Tony just rolled his eyes and rang the doorbell, noting that the music paused for second and an ominous gong sounded before the music started up again.

“Brace yourself,” Tony said just as the door opened.

“Gibbs! Nice threads,” Abby said with a grin. Her eyes slid to Tony and she frowned. “Tony … what are you wearing?”

Tony shot a pointed look at Gibbs, who shrugged.

“There’s not a case is there? No, we’re off rotation, me included.” Abby looked back and forth between Gibbs and Tony and her eyes widened. “Oh my god! You two finally had sex and you wanted to tell me, but in the rush you put on each other’s clothes!”

“More like each other’s bodies,” Gibbs muttered.

“Abs.” Tony took a step forward. “We’re in a bit of a pickle here … can we come in?”

“Oh sure, sure.” Abby stepped back to let them inside. “So … no sex?”

“Abby!” Gibbs barked.

Abby blinked and looked at Gibbs. “Tony … you … barked,” she said.

“I did not, Gibbs did,” Tony replied.

Abby looked at Tony. “You are Gibbs,” she said slowly.

“No, I’m Tony, that’s Gibbs.”

“What?” Abby said, looking between Gibbs and Tony again.

“Tammy Boswell’s a voodoo queen,” Gibbs said.

“And we woke up wearing each other’s skin,” Tony finished.

“Woah, uber hinky,” Abby said. “She wouldn’t tell you how to fix it?”

“She said it would wear off … a few hours, a few days, she wasn’t sure,” Tony grumbled.

“Well then, she wasn’t a very good voodoo queen, now was she?” Abby grinned and grabbed her cell phone off the coffee table. “I know just the person to fix this!”

Tony wandered over to Abby’s black leather couch and flopped down, getting comfortable.

Gibbs sat in the leather armchair across from Tony, head dropped back against the back of the chair. He closed his eyes and thought back to that morning. He’d woken up to his normal morning wood and began jerking off without even opening his eyes. By the time he realized something was wrong, he was already coming. When he’d opened his eyes and found himself in Tony’s room, and subsequently in Tony’s body, he was completely mortified. Sure, he’d wanted to be in Tony, but certainly not like this.

Abby excited squeal jerked him from his thoughts. “What?” he asked.

“Mamba Margaret Baptiste is coming here!” Abby said.

“Mambo who?” Tony asked.

“Mamba Margaret Baptiste,” Abby said, frowning at Tony. “She is the voodoo queen here in DC and she happens to be a friend of mine. I told her what was going on and she’s going to come right over.”

“She can fix this?” Tony asked.

“Well I’d certainly hope so,” Abby replied. “She’s the best!” She sat down on the couch next to Tony and stared at him for a couple of minutes.

“What?” Tony looked back at her, glaring a bit.

“It’s so strange to see your expressions on Gibbs’ face,” Abby said, reaching out to touch Tony’s face.

Tony batted Abby’s hands away. “Stranger from this end,” he said.

“So tell me,” Abby looked at both Gibbs and Tony. “Did either of you … peek?”

“Abby!” Gibbs and Tony said in unison.

Abby just giggled. “I’ll take that as a yes,” she said.

“Abigail! Come let me in!” Tony and Gibbs jumped at the voice coming from just outside Abby’s apartment.

“Maggie!” Abby jumped up and ran for the door.

Gibbs and Tony waited expectantly to meet this voodoo queen who would fix them. To say they were surprised when a tall, voluptuous raven haired beauty appeared in the doorway was an understatement.

“Not what you were expecting, huh? I’m Maggie, Mamba Baptiste,” Maggie said. “And boy do you two have a problem!”

“Can you fix it?” Gibbs asked.

“Of course I can fix it!” Maggie said, eyeing the men carefully. “This is some seriously hinky mojo … very volatile.”

“Volatile, how?” Tony leaned forward and watched Maggie move between the two of them.

“Well,” Maggie started, sitting on the coffee table between the men. “It looks like this hack was using good mojo for revenge … no bueno.”

“So, what happened to us is … good?” Gibbs asked.

“Well, it’s the proverbial ‘walk a mile in each other’s shoes’,” Maggie said. “It’s something I’d use if a couple came to me for some guidance.”

“You mean you’d swap them as, like, marriage counseling?” Tony asked.

“Oh sure,” Maggie said. “But not without consent. This is just … messy mojo.”

“That you can fix,” Gibbs added.

“Oh I can fix it,” Maggie said. “Pretty damn simple actually. You two just have to kiss.”

Abby’s shriek nearly broke Tony’s eardrums. “Abby!” he said, rubbing his ears.

“Sorry, but this is epic!” Abby bounced on the couch. “I swear, the sexual tension between you two is so thick, I’m surprised no one’s locked you two in a room until you finally fuck.”

“Abby!” Gibbs growled.

“It’s simple mojo that was done all wrong,” Maggie said. “One kiss will fix it all up.”

Tony glanced over at Gibbs, his cheeks a soft pink. He’d wanted to kiss Gibbs for a long time, although not in this situation - it would be like kissing himself.

Gibbs gave Tony a small smile. He’d wanted to kiss Tony for a while … hell, probably since they’d first met. Gibbs couldn’t deny that there was chemistry between them he couldn‘t believe he‘d been so blind for so long.

Tony stood first and shyly made his way around the coffee table. He could hear Abby making excited noises, but he ignored her, reaching a hand out to Gibbs.

“Let’s break this mojo,” Tony said with a tiny smile.

Gibbs slipped his hand in Tony’s and stood, giving Tony a tiny smile. “This has been one strange day,” he murmured.

“Can say that again,” Tony replied, gazing at Gibbs. He licked his lips and leaned in just a bit.

Gibbs closed the space between then, pressing his lips to Tony’s in a soft, chaste kiss.

Tony felt the world spin a bit - he didn’t know if it was the spell breaking or the kiss itself, but when he pulled back he was staring into Gibbs’ piercing blue eyes.

“Thank god,” Gibbs murmured, giving Tony a grin.

Tony noticed they were still holding hands, and that Gibbs had yet to let go. He gave Gibbs’ hand a squeeze and grinned like a fool when Gibbs squeezed back.

“Well, my work here is done,” Maggie said with a grin. “Abby, walk me to the door?”

“But -” Abby huffed but nodded, walking Maggie to the door.

Tony gave Gibbs a shy smile. “So … “

Gibbs smiled back, leaning over and giving Tony another soft kiss, this one full of promise. When he pulled back he almost laughed out loud at the look on Tony’s face. “I think I might have to actually thank Tammy Boswell,” he said.

“And why’s that?” Tony asked, resting his forehead against Gibbs’.

“She gave me what I was too blind to realize I wanted,” Gibbs whispered, wrapping his free arm around Tony and pulling him in for a deep kiss.

Date: 2011-10-31 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldylost.livejournal.com
Awwwwwwwww sweet

Date: 2011-10-31 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cinderella81.livejournal.com
Thanks!! Glad you enjoyed it!!!

Date: 2011-11-01 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] finlaure.livejournal.com
I LOVED this! Loved the clothes and everything else!

Date: 2011-11-01 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cinderella81.livejournal.com
Awww thanks!!! Glad you loved it!!!

Date: 2011-10-31 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] djmicheals-fics.livejournal.com
That was so sweet. Only a true love's kiss can break the spell. *g*

Date: 2011-10-31 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cinderella81.livejournal.com
Yep, only true love's kiss :D Glad you enjoyed it!!

Date: 2011-10-31 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ferneberga.livejournal.com
Awwwwww!!!! So sweet

Date: 2011-10-31 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cinderella81.livejournal.com
*g* Thanks!!! Sweet was exactly what I was going for :D

Date: 2011-10-31 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tibbslover.livejournal.com
Awwww that was soooo sweet. I'm melting ^^

Date: 2011-10-31 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cinderella81.livejournal.com
So glad you enjoyed it!! :D

Date: 2011-10-31 10:18 pm (UTC)
sinfulslasher: (abby interrupting something)
From: [personal profile] sinfulslasher
Lines I Want To Hear On The Show: “Oh my god! You two finally had sex and you wanted to tell me, but in the rush you put on each other’s clothes!”

This was really adorably sweet! D'awww!!! :D

Date: 2011-11-01 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cinderella81.livejournal.com
I LOVE that line!!!! Again, one of my faves in the fic!!!! So glad you enjoyed it, honey!!! *g*

Date: 2011-11-01 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunsaralyn.livejournal.com
Love it, B. Love it to itty bitty pieces. So cute and kind of sappy, but ... hinky, too.

Date: 2011-11-01 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cinderella81.livejournal.com
*giggle* Thanks!!! Kinda sappy, yeah ... and a smidge hinky *wink*

Date: 2011-11-01 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freetobemejd.livejournal.com
Snap but that was cute.

Date: 2011-11-01 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cinderella81.livejournal.com
*g* Thanks!!!!!!

Date: 2011-11-01 07:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silvertales.livejournal.com
Oh... I love this to all kinds of little bitty pieces! Great job! :)

Date: 2011-11-01 01:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cinderella81.livejournal.com
Awww thanks!!! I'm glad you enjoyed it!!!

Date: 2011-11-01 08:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xanthelj.livejournal.com
Brilliant! hee - such a cool scenario!!!

Date: 2011-11-01 01:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cinderella81.livejournal.com
*g* Thanks!!!

And awesome icon btw!!
Edited Date: 2011-11-01 01:56 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-11-01 12:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mapleshade.livejournal.com
Oh what a great idea. I'd love to see them like this for a week or two, so they can see what it's like to be each other. Especially when DiNozzo was undercover 'dating' Jeanne and Gibbs was dating Hollis. I know, not practical because it would put DiNozzo's body at risk because Gibbs would be clueless. But can you imagine the conversations (with Jenny!). I'm not a writer but this story is making my imagination go wild. It would be a cool way for Gibbs to find out what was really going on with DiNozzo.

Sorry for the rambling. I wanted to say I loved this, I laughed, it was wonderful and sweet. And it's got my imagination going!

Chris

Date: 2011-11-01 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cinderella81.livejournal.com
Rambling is totally okay! And it would be cool if it lasted longer, or happened during the Jeanne and Hollis era but ... I just wanted something short and sweet ... Glad it got your imagination going! And so glad you enjoyed it!!!

Date: 2011-11-01 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] josgotglock.livejournal.com
Smooches!!! Great fic! :)

Date: 2011-11-01 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cinderella81.livejournal.com
Aww thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it!!

Date: 2011-11-03 03:13 am (UTC)
kaylashay81: (NCIS - Gibbs/DiNozzo Puff)
From: [personal profile] kaylashay81
Awwwww.... Just think the trouble both of them would have gotten into had they been stuck that way for longer. :-)

Date: 2011-11-03 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cinderella81.livejournal.com
Right? I had some epic plans for both of them, but ... the fic would have ended up WAY longer LOL

Date: 2011-11-03 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slashscribe.livejournal.com
OMG, I'm just catching up on the Halloween fics-I effing loved this! Especially this:


“I guess what you’re wearing is a secondary problem,” Tony said.
HAHAHAHAHA

It was so good! So much fun to read. And of COURSE Abby knows a voodoo queen, LOL. awesome fic! :D

Date: 2011-11-03 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cinderella81.livejournal.com
*g* Thanks, hon!!!

Yeah, that line made me giggle too ... I had epic, epic plans for this, but ... it would have taken me ages to write it (I was going to have them stuck for longer, but ... )

And of COURSE Abby knows a voodoo queen! :D

Date: 2011-11-04 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] samueljames
Lovely. So sweet and it made me smile.

Date: 2011-11-05 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cinderella81.livejournal.com
Awww glad it made you smile!!!!

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