Smallville ... Bloodline
Nov. 6th, 2008 09:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
New Ep!!! Yay!
Previously on!!! That X ... who is it? Phantom Zone!!!
Kent Farm, yay! Damn red jacket! Albums? Def Leppard!!!! Guitar Hero? She's moving in? *snort* Too much information on Jimmy and Chloe ... Snoopy boxers *snort* ... She opened it? Doubt it's a care package ... funky paperweight my ass ... batteries *snort* ... Uh-oh ... Yeah Lois, run! And away he goes! With Lois!!
Opening Credits
Commercials
Uh-oh ... Chloe ... Broken window ... crystal ... hide it Chloe!!! Good! Tess!! Daily break ins *giggle* ... Bird flew into the window? Lame!! Large bird *snort* ... NASA caliber rock *g* ... Frequency generator ... She's protecting him ... Tension!!!
Hurt!Clark oh noes!!! Phantom Zone!!! And Lois! All unconscious ... Yeah Clark, where are you guys? Two suns, very cool ... Not on Earth is right! We've been abducted! *snort*
Chloe trying to get Oliver's help ... Davis? Friends have left the planet *snort* ... Fell out of the sky? Nothing from the first three years? Dust off her reporter's hat *g*
Yes, he has been there before ... Ew, dead body!! Zoner ... You're not going to die ... No one's gonna mess with Lois and Clark ... awwww ... Hmmm, all in black ... bracelet!!! Awww, Kara and Clark reunited!
Commercials
Kara ... sharpening a knife ... How long has she been there, I wonder ... He didn't bring Lois there intentionally ... She found a portal? Same mistake? Oh right, releasing Zoners ... Don't lose the knife ... Send her ... *snort* They abducted her too ...
LuthorCorp data ... Chloe! Three cell phones? Uh-oh ... worried!Oliver ... Link to Kryptonian heritage ... When it comes to Clark's that *snort* ... She's gonna try to hack the crystal? It's her only hope! *g* ... She knows what she's doing ... really ... LOL He's gotta steal from Tess ...
There they all go ... Kent Farm is ground zero for alien abductions *snort* ... Stick by him and his right hook *giggle* ... Guard it good, Clark ... Forboding ... The S!!! DeLorean!!! *giggle* ... Blue and yellow ... nice! Now, go Lois!!! Good shove! Fight the zoner!!
Where did Lois land? Did the Zoner follow? Oh yeah ... the Zoner followed ... and into Lois it went ... This'll do? This'll do??
Commercials
Wow ... Lois looks hot! Her son?? Wait, what?! She knocked him out? Or killed him? Zod?!?! Attached to Clark's ship?! LOL ... Partners? And off she goes!
Battered Clark ... Help Kara!!! Oh no ... is Kara hurt? Awww ... they just look out for each other! Not Lois ... Yeah, where's Clark? Needed her vessel? Surprisingly flexible? *sort* Faora? Zod's wife?! Suffer the consequences? Ouch ... choking her isn't going to help ... okay, maybe it is ...
Green Arrow!!!! Being a naughty boy ... Love that voice ... Self employed is right ... Getting blood out of leather can be a bitch ... cuddly, charming self *snort* ...
Looks stunning ... That's her son ... *snort* ... does he think she's high? My son ... mother's here?
Commercials
Phantom Zone, who names these? *giggle* ... Do I tell you how to shoot your arrows? *snort* ... Ah, using her hand and her Braniac!mind! Ouch, blood from the nose ... white eyes ... Super!shove!!!
Stay strong, Kara!!! *wibbles* You are my home ... awww family ... Come on, Kara!!!! Take his damn hand!!!! Yes!! Yay for Clark and Kara!!!! Yeah Chlow, what did you do? Infected ... Yay John Jones!!! All the abilities without the inhibitions ... You can handle Lois??
*snort* Davis thinks she's high ... spitting image of Zod? Oooh ... blackouts ... she hit a button ... Unable to have children ... created him? Genetic matter? Powerful life forms? Earths ultimate destroyer?!?! Continue the legacy? Meant to take the planet? Still too weak? OMG!!! She just skewered him!!!! That which kills you makes you stronger? I'll be back when you're ready? Creepy much?
Red shirt, blue jacket this time ... Their creation will destroy the world ... Ooooh that hit a nerve ... Trying to talk to Lois ... smack the crap out of Faora ... Like father like son ... Out the window he goes! That looked painful ... Ouch! MM's red crystal!!! And look, Kara's in red and blue ...
Davis in a pool of blood ... and awake!
Commercials
Yum ... Clark looks good ...Lois got a raise? Because I'm me, hello? *giggle* ... Photocopy like the best of them ...Arabian Nights acid trip *g* ... Clark can keep an eye on her ... A place without farm animals *giggle* ... What other reality stars Clark as her knight in shining armor ... God he looks gorgeous ... Really blew her away ... Hmmm ... Right, hallucinating ... Yes, he was the last to see Lex alive!!! If the boot fits *giggle* ... Oh, there's a lot to Clark Kent ... Clark is hiding something! He's got Lex hidden away *g* ... Tess doesn't want to fire him? She'll never know ...
Oliver! Hallmark didn't have any Welcome Back to Earth cards *giggle* ... Hacking into a super computer ... Yeah, what happened to her? She's living Clark's life? Make her stop? I don't know if Clark can do that ...
The barn!!! And the crystal ... and kara! Cold feet ... Trust it to rebuild the Fortress? Lois can handle it? Really? Let her get close? Family lectures, hee!! She's leaving? Kandor still exists? She's going to try to save their bloodline? His path is on Earth, inspiring mankind!! Hee!!! Awww ... she's gotta go ... Ooooh, the S ... Awww!!! And off she goes ...
Davis ... no wounds ... shirt off ... knife in hand ... towards stomach ... scared shitless ... broken knife! Wow ...
Previews ... okay what?!?!?!
Previously on!!! That X ... who is it? Phantom Zone!!!
Kent Farm, yay! Damn red jacket! Albums? Def Leppard!!!! Guitar Hero? She's moving in? *snort* Too much information on Jimmy and Chloe ... Snoopy boxers *snort* ... She opened it? Doubt it's a care package ... funky paperweight my ass ... batteries *snort* ... Uh-oh ... Yeah Lois, run! And away he goes! With Lois!!
Opening Credits
Commercials
Uh-oh ... Chloe ... Broken window ... crystal ... hide it Chloe!!! Good! Tess!! Daily break ins *giggle* ... Bird flew into the window? Lame!! Large bird *snort* ... NASA caliber rock *g* ... Frequency generator ... She's protecting him ... Tension!!!
Hurt!Clark oh noes!!! Phantom Zone!!! And Lois! All unconscious ... Yeah Clark, where are you guys? Two suns, very cool ... Not on Earth is right! We've been abducted! *snort*
Chloe trying to get Oliver's help ... Davis? Friends have left the planet *snort* ... Fell out of the sky? Nothing from the first three years? Dust off her reporter's hat *g*
Yes, he has been there before ... Ew, dead body!! Zoner ... You're not going to die ... No one's gonna mess with Lois and Clark ... awwww ... Hmmm, all in black ... bracelet!!! Awww, Kara and Clark reunited!
Commercials
Kara ... sharpening a knife ... How long has she been there, I wonder ... He didn't bring Lois there intentionally ... She found a portal? Same mistake? Oh right, releasing Zoners ... Don't lose the knife ... Send her ... *snort* They abducted her too ...
LuthorCorp data ... Chloe! Three cell phones? Uh-oh ... worried!Oliver ... Link to Kryptonian heritage ... When it comes to Clark's that *snort* ... She's gonna try to hack the crystal? It's her only hope! *g* ... She knows what she's doing ... really ... LOL He's gotta steal from Tess ...
There they all go ... Kent Farm is ground zero for alien abductions *snort* ... Stick by him and his right hook *giggle* ... Guard it good, Clark ... Forboding ... The S!!! DeLorean!!! *giggle* ... Blue and yellow ... nice! Now, go Lois!!! Good shove! Fight the zoner!!
Where did Lois land? Did the Zoner follow? Oh yeah ... the Zoner followed ... and into Lois it went ... This'll do? This'll do??
Commercials
Wow ... Lois looks hot! Her son?? Wait, what?! She knocked him out? Or killed him? Zod?!?! Attached to Clark's ship?! LOL ... Partners? And off she goes!
Battered Clark ... Help Kara!!! Oh no ... is Kara hurt? Awww ... they just look out for each other! Not Lois ... Yeah, where's Clark? Needed her vessel? Surprisingly flexible? *sort* Faora? Zod's wife?! Suffer the consequences? Ouch ... choking her isn't going to help ... okay, maybe it is ...
Green Arrow!!!! Being a naughty boy ... Love that voice ... Self employed is right ... Getting blood out of leather can be a bitch ... cuddly, charming self *snort* ...
Looks stunning ... That's her son ... *snort* ... does he think she's high? My son ... mother's here?
Commercials
Phantom Zone, who names these? *giggle* ... Do I tell you how to shoot your arrows? *snort* ... Ah, using her hand and her Braniac!mind! Ouch, blood from the nose ... white eyes ... Super!shove!!!
Stay strong, Kara!!! *wibbles* You are my home ... awww family ... Come on, Kara!!!! Take his damn hand!!!! Yes!! Yay for Clark and Kara!!!! Yeah Chlow, what did you do? Infected ... Yay John Jones!!! All the abilities without the inhibitions ... You can handle Lois??
*snort* Davis thinks she's high ... spitting image of Zod? Oooh ... blackouts ... she hit a button ... Unable to have children ... created him? Genetic matter? Powerful life forms? Earths ultimate destroyer?!?! Continue the legacy? Meant to take the planet? Still too weak? OMG!!! She just skewered him!!!! That which kills you makes you stronger? I'll be back when you're ready? Creepy much?
Red shirt, blue jacket this time ... Their creation will destroy the world ... Ooooh that hit a nerve ... Trying to talk to Lois ... smack the crap out of Faora ... Like father like son ... Out the window he goes! That looked painful ... Ouch! MM's red crystal!!! And look, Kara's in red and blue ...
Davis in a pool of blood ... and awake!
Commercials
Yum ... Clark looks good ...Lois got a raise? Because I'm me, hello? *giggle* ... Photocopy like the best of them ...Arabian Nights acid trip *g* ... Clark can keep an eye on her ... A place without farm animals *giggle* ... What other reality stars Clark as her knight in shining armor ... God he looks gorgeous ... Really blew her away ... Hmmm ... Right, hallucinating ... Yes, he was the last to see Lex alive!!! If the boot fits *giggle* ... Oh, there's a lot to Clark Kent ... Clark is hiding something! He's got Lex hidden away *g* ... Tess doesn't want to fire him? She'll never know ...
Oliver! Hallmark didn't have any Welcome Back to Earth cards *giggle* ... Hacking into a super computer ... Yeah, what happened to her? She's living Clark's life? Make her stop? I don't know if Clark can do that ...
The barn!!! And the crystal ... and kara! Cold feet ... Trust it to rebuild the Fortress? Lois can handle it? Really? Let her get close? Family lectures, hee!! She's leaving? Kandor still exists? She's going to try to save their bloodline? His path is on Earth, inspiring mankind!! Hee!!! Awww ... she's gotta go ... Ooooh, the S ... Awww!!! And off she goes ...
Davis ... no wounds ... shirt off ... knife in hand ... towards stomach ... scared shitless ... broken knife! Wow ...
Previews ... okay what?!?!?!