The Unwritten Meme

[sinderella81]

Stolen from kaylashay81 and sinfulslasher

Tell me a story I haven’t written, and I will give you 1-3 sentences from or about it.

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[kaylashay81]

The one where Tony's donated sperm was used...

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

The phone call was unexpected. Everyone in the bullpen had watched as Tony took his cell into the alcove by the stairs, talking quietly. When he came back and sat at his desk, he was pale and his hands were shaking.

"Tony?" Gibbs called from his desk. "What's wrong?"

Tony glanced up and blinked a few times at Gibbs. "She ... she didn't have any family - no brothers or sisters, no husband, parents are gone ... "

"Tony, what are you talking about?" Gibbs asked, frowning.

Tony took a deep breath. "I'm a father."

[lexalicious70.livejournal.com]

The one where Dick and Logan are arrested together.

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

Logan had his arms across his chest, blanket around his shoulders. He glared at his sometime lover, always best friend. "I can't believe I let you talk me into that," he muttered.

"Come on, Lo," Dick said. "It was fun!"

"Fun is night surfing," Logan said. "Not streaking through the public library."

[dietpunkfics.livejournal.com]

The one where Gibbs discovers fanfic.

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

"What the hell is this?" Gibbs squinted at his computer screen, glasses perched on the end of his nose.

"It's called fanfiction, Bossman," Abby said over his shoulder. "The Internet is full of it ... especially Deep Six fic."

"People write stories about McGee's book? Why? He wrote the books," Gibbs said. The story he was reading was kind of interesting ... slighty sexy, even.

"Because some people want to play with canon," Abby said.

Gibbs nodded and kept reading until ... "Tibbs and Tommy?!"

[hawk-soaring.livejournal.com]

The one where Gibbs and Tony were caught with their pants down -- literally.

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

"Fuck, Tony ... just like that!" Gibbs panted as he thrust into Tony.

"Jeth ... God, Jethro!" Tony gasped and arched against Gibbs, the glass from the conference table cold under his hands.

"Boss, have you seen - Tony!" McGee's face was bright red as he caught sight of his boss and senior agent fucking on the conference table. He slammed the door and went to find Abby ...

"Was that McGee?" Tony grunted.

"Who cares?"

[sunsaralyn.livejournal.com]

The one where Gibbs has to buy Tony a new suit.

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

Gibbs grumbled as he stalked through the shop, muttering about birthdays and what he did for his partner.

"Can I help you?" A perky blonde appeared at his side.

Gibbs turned and tried very hard not to glare at the assistant. "I need to get a suit," he said.

"For yourself?" the girl eyed Gibbs chinos and polo combination a bit disdainfully.

"No." Gibbs pulled out his wallet and showed the girl a picture of him and Tony together. "For him."

[dietpunkfics.livejournal.com]

The one where Tony is all domesticated... Cooking, cleaning, etc.

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

Gibbs stepped through the front door of his house and stopped. Soft jazz was playing on the record player in the living room. Gibbs dropped his coat across the back the chair and looked around. The house was ... immaculate, and smelled wonderful.

"Jethro?" Tony appeared in the doorway, wearing only an apron that said 'Kiss the Cook'. "I cleaned ... and made dinner. Meatloaf."

Gibbs swallowed and stepped over to his lover. "Fantastic," he said, wrapping his arms around Tony and gripping his lover's ass.

[kaylashay.livejournal.com]

The one where Gibbs has to teach Tony how to shapeshift.

[taylorgibbs.livejournal.com]

ooh :)

[taylorgibbs.livejournal.com]

Gibbs, Tony, Ziva. Cabin. Snowstorm. Death okay :)

[kaylashay.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[taylorgibbs.livejournal.com]

The one where Tony is Gibbs' boss.

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

"Agent Gibbs! My office!" The voice rang out through the bullpen.

Gibbs glanced up and nodded. "Of course, Director," he said. Ziva and McGee hid smiles behind their computer screens as Gibbs headed up the stairs to the director's office. Once inside, he found himself pushed up against the door, locked in a passionate kiss by one Anthony DiNozzo, Director of NCIS.

Tony finally pulled back and smiled at his lover. "I have a meeting tonight ... get dinner?" he murmured, nibbling on Gibbs' bottom lip.

[taylorgibbs.livejournal.com]

The one where Gibbs finds Tony's Ohio State calendar with his softcore pix ;) First time.

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

Tony grunted as he hit the bed, Gibbs' full body weight pinning him to the mattress. "Boss? Gibbs," he manged to gasp out between Gibbs' possessive kisses.

"Jethro," Gibbs said. "Call me Jethro, Tony." He ripped the buttons on Tony's shirt in an effort to get to more skin.

Tony found himself helpless under Gibbs' assault. He glanced over, and noticed a small stack of pictures on the floor, on top of which was the Ohio State calendar he posed for back in his senior year. He smiled wide as he realized his plan worked just the way he wanted.

[taylorgibbs.livejournal.com]

The one where Tony has been undercover for over a year, and he and Gibbs run into each other randomly.

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

Gibbs grunted as the stranger rammed his shoulder and turned to give the guy a piece of his mind. "Hey, watch where you're ... going." The man in front of him was staring at him, eyes wide. He had a thick beard and a buzzed head. He was wearing ripped jeans and a tight white tank top that showed off his muscular arms. But Gibbs was lost in those eyes ... those eyes he hadn't seen in more than a year.

"Tony."

[taylorgibbs.livejournal.com]

The one where Gibbs's special ring for Tony is discovered--and he doesn't wear it on his hand ;)

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

"All right, Anthony," Ducky said, helping Tony out of his Kevlar vest and shirt. "Let's take a look, shall we?"

"I'm fine, Ducky," Tony said, protesting a bit as the vest and shirt were removed. "It hit the vest, so it's probably just bruised."

"Nevertheless," Ducky said, moving around to Tony's front. "Oh my." He glanced down at Tony's chest. There was a dark purple bruise forming right in the center of Tony's chest, but to the left ...

"It was a gift from Jethro," Tony murmured, looking down at the thick platinum ring hanging from his left nipple, the lights glinting off the little dog tag with a single diamond that hung from it.

"Quite a unique engagement ring," Ducky said with a tiny smile.

[kaylashay.livejournal.com]

The one where Tony is Cupid's son but can't use his powers for his own gain...

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

Tony sighed and fingered the miniature bow and arrow in his desk drawer. "Dammit, Dad," he muttered. "Leave me here to hook everyone else up."

McGeek had Maxine, Ziva had Ray ... Tony had even helped Ducky find someone (and not a crazy serial killer - that hadn't been his work). And yet he was stuck, longing for someone he could never have. "Cupid's son stuck alone, how's that for irony?"

"Oh, I don't think you're alone." Gibbs leaned against Tony's desk and gave him a smile. "Not alone at all."

[dietpunkfics.livejournal.com]

Hmm. The one where Gibbs learns a new skill just for Tony. *g*

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

Gibbs wiped his hands on the apron and surveyed the small mess in the kitchen. He'd spent most of the afternoon in the kitchen making a treat for Tony. It took him a month of weekend classes to be able to get the recipe just right ... but he was sure it was perfect.

"What's this?"

Gibbs turned when he heard Tony voice from the doorway. "Crostata Della Bisnonna," he said. "You mentioned your grandmother used to make this tart for you, so ... "

Tony was across the kitchen, arms around Gibbs. "Thank you," he whispered, kissing his husband gently.

[kaylashay.livejournal.com]

The one that crosses over with Smallville using Whitney's Marine status as a connection :)

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

"So we think this Whitney Fordman had something to do with the funneling of money from Afghanistan?" Tony said, looking at the stack of files in front of him. "But he died in Afghanistan ... Apparently he died a hero."

"Maybe he was a loose end?" Katie suggested.

"Well, we're going to find out," Gibbs said. "Tony, book a flight. We're going to Smallville."

[kateri-e.livejournal.com]

The one where Gibbs really likes kinky almost public sex and convinces Tony it's fun

[dietpunkfics.livejournal.com]

Convincing? Who needs convincing!

>:D

[sinfulslasher]

The one with Gibbs and Tony and the monkey bars.

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

Tony grunted as he landed flat on his back on the grass. "I used to be better at that," he wheezed.

Gibbs crouched down next to his lover and smiled. "You okay?" he asked.

"Yeah," Tony grunted, sitting up. "Next time I have the bright idea to play on some monkey bars, just headslap me."

Gibbs laughed and kissed Tony's hair. "I'll just distract you with sex instead," he murmured.

[sinfulslasher]

The one where Gibbs takes Tony camping.

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

"Relax," Gibbs grumbled, tugging Tony closer.

"I'm cold," Tony whined, burrowing into Gibbs' warmth and tugging the sleeping bag tighter around the two of them.

"I'll warm you up," Gibbs murmured, nibbling Tony's ear.

"Can't believe I let you talk me into camping," Tony mumbled, the warmth from Gibbs' body helping him relax. Just before he fell asleep, he murmured 'Happy Anniversary, Jeth'.

"Happy Anniversary, Tony," Gibbs murmured fondly.

[sinfulslasher]

The one where Tony goes caveman on Gibbs wearing nothing but his glasses.

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

"Tony," Gibbs grunted as he found his book tossed aside and the full weight of his husband's body on top of his.

"Want," Tony gasped, peppering Gibbs' body with kisses. "Need." He made his way back up to Gibbs' face and smiled down at his partner, and the wire rim glasses resting on Gibbs' nose. "Glasses."

Gibbs just smiled and relaxed under Tony's assault.

[sinfulslasher]

The one with the body paint.

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

Gibbs winced as Tony peeled off a bit of the body paint.

"Sorry," Tony murmured. "This was a bad idea." He tugged another piece off, tossing the bit of latex in the trashcan.

"Not horrible," Gibbs admitted. "The painting part was fun, just ... next time?"

"There's going to be a next time?" Tony asked cautiously.

"Next time," Gibbs continued, "we'll use chocolate body paint."